The Elmo Song is an evil song created by Elmo, not to be confused with "Elmo's Song" which is just as EVUL. The Teletubbies use it as a torture device. It plays on an endless loop in the ELMO'S WORLD room of Home Dome. Also, it was covered on School of Rock (TV series). The Elmo Song was also used by Elmo himself to torment an employee at the calender factory for making a calender with his face on it. Said man eventually became the idiotic lunatic that is Calendar Man as a result.
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One, duh duh duuuuuuh!
Two, duh duh duuuuuuh!
Elmo's Got A Gun-0
Three! Four! Five!
Elmo's got a gun, now he's on the run
He knows where you live so he's gonna get you youu youu!
Because last night you stole his girlfriend
Dun dun dun dun duuuuun!
Elmo's got a gun, now he's on the run
He knows where you live so he's gonna get you youu youu!
Because last night he stole your girlfriend
Dun dun dun dun duuuuun!
He's gonna get youuuuu
He's disguised as a poooooo
He's going to shoot yooooou
When you're doing a number twoooooooo
Elmo's got a gun, now he's on the run
He knows where you live so he's gonna get yoooooou!
ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!