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I AM THE DESTROYER!

The Destroyer before killing anyone

You feel vibrations from deep below...

Moon

Destroyer

That's the Destroyer!

The Destroyer is a very, evil, powerful, robotic, bobbit worm esque beast who hates The King with a burning passion. He is extremely hard to kill and disappears just as you do so. If you feel vibrations under the earth that means he's near you and (like a Painis Cupcake) will eat you next! If you feel vibrations from deep below there's a bigger chance an earthquake is happening than this guy showing up wanting to eat you. He also hates WaWaSnowball, but not as much as The King. He is also in league with the Decepticon Army.

History[]

Some scientist dude decided one day to make a giant evil robot to catch Pokémon, to which he stuffed inside giant worm out of alkali metals and lazors to hold them in. That was Mechdusa. But then, Saxton Hale set it free and it started killing people uncontrollably. So the Undefeatables decided to trap it inside the UnOmniversal Void, but he wormed his way out of that one, thus they decided to kill him, but as if it were some divine intervention: he wasn't anywhere to be seen, and so, they gave up. Legend has it that he occasionally come out from under the ground and go kill people.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get eradicated.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get eradicated.

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