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CrystalAllianceFlag

The flag of the Crystal Alliance.

The Crystal Alliance is a group of good guys who try their best to fight evil-doers, like Waluigi for an example. Their leader is Kitakaze Kris, a Pokémon trainer who was once thought to be long dead.

History[]

Kris was wandering around the UnWorld and was struggling to defeat bad guys, as she wanted to do it to cleanse the Earth of evil. She was able to meet up with Kat and Ana and Olimar, who the former was gambling in Soviet Russia and the latter crashing their spaceship into the nearby fountain. They decided to form up as an unnamed team and try to defeat bandits in Russia, but all of them were too Stupid to do anything. Luckily, they did take care of some Bulborbs wanting to snack on Pikmin. The four did run into May once and defeated her after a hard and bloody battle. Though, May is most likely playing poker in Evil Land right now, so her current status is unknown.

Olimar told Kris that Ethan was looking for her, so she decided to travel back to Johto and meet him there. The team practically tripled in size, as some of The Shaggy Connection decided to join. A few more members dropped in for multiple reasons. The Powerpuff Girls wanted to join so they can get food, Tierboskat joined because he thought it was cool, Lip joined to support a good cause, and Hilbert and Hilda joined to help keep balance or something. Sailor Moon eventually joined after judgment, and Nate and Rosa are currently testing the Alliance before joining. Right now, the Alliance is trying to deal with the Mafia and the Cogs.

List of Guys They Defeated[]

Members[]

Members They'll Never Get[]

The Crystal Alliance[ / ]
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