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Cantilever bridge human model

The Bridge of Three People is a historical bridge built in Scotland circa 1900 BC. It has been deemed the most bridge by Queen Elizabeth II, and is the only man-made bridge in the UnWorld. Truly a work of modern engineering.

Appearance & Design[]

As you can clearly see, the bridge of three people consists of two men on chairs who are both holding up bricks, as well as the man in the middle, whos name is unknown.

It holds up (see what I did there?) really well. Why does it hold that one guy really well? It’s because it’s demonstrating the Cantilever principle!

History[]

It was constructed as a proof on concept but then the guy sitting in the middle went to get up for a cup of coffee and the two other gentlemen decided they had enough of being a bridge and went to duel the man in the middle for his booty. The force of gravity does a toll on one’s own sanity just is does his feet, leading to them being pulled back to their positions on the bridge.

How to get on it[]

The three men judge your soul for any wrongdoing. If you're deemed worthy you get to eternally trade places with one of the three men. Those deemed worthy are those who have done wrongdoing. If you get on it you'll be there for a while, as everyone knows the people on that bridge usually stay there for about 50 to 260 years.

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