Cquote1 Lets not forget about the Boa Lacing System Cquote2
Eca Baxter

The Boa Lacing System is a system used by the professonal snowman, Eca Baxter. He uses it to add shoe laces to


boa constrictors and ties them.


  1. Get your Boa Constricor
  2. Get your shoe laces
  3. Fuse the two
  4. Tie the strings
  5. DONE


Nobody knows why people even do this. Eca told Billy Mays "Don't forget the Boa Lacing System". Baxter says it helps make sheep more intelligent

What happens if you leave it untied too long

The boa explodes and you die.

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