The Blocker is a device used by UnAnything Staff to block people from editing on the UnAnything Wiki if they violate da rules. It's a super powerful tool specialized from pieces of the Ban Hammer that blocks sockpuppet users n00bs and trolls from doing stupid stuff, like messing up our wiki or being big jerks. If someone messes around with it, things will get catastrophic and there will be Mass Destruction. The device blocks users for a ranged period of time, such as:
- 1 Week: this blocks the user for a week. Reasons include spamming pages or spamming the forums.
- 2 Weeks: This blocks the user for 2 weeks. This includes: Being MEAN!!!
- 1 Month (or more): Blocks the user for a month or more. Usually The Blocker only does this if the user is being egregious or very bad.
- FOREVER: As the name suggests, this blocks the user permanently. This mode has rarely been used for unknown reasons, but there is one reason this is used, and it is: HAVING A HATEFUL USERNAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every Administrator and Bureaucrat has their own Blocker, and get one after they are certified with the UnStaff Certificate for Blocking. They have to pass many hard classes in order to get certified, with passing tests in Block labs, in Minecraft labs, lots of quizzes of when and when not to block. They even have to be certified being a bouncer at bars in case theirs breaks. The Blocker is a pretty serious weapon in the UnAnything Wiki, so not just anyone can have one.
Secondary and Tertiary Fire[]
There's a misconception out there there's another similar BFG to The Blocker called "The UnBlocker", but that's just a misconception. The Blocker changes colors depending on which mode of fire it's currently using. Secondary fire makes it green and shoot out rainbows of forgiveness, while tertiary fire makes it solid black and pure white, impartial to the new judgement. Technically the secondary fire is useless as you could just do blocks for 0 seconds, but what's the fun in that?
Theft of The Blocker[]
Some time ago, Bill Gates stole The Blocker, and noticed the pages made by him were 'messed up' by Spamton G. Spamton, so he went to the UnAnything Headquarters in Koridai, and stole The Blocker from Seacactus's old room. He then blocked Spamton from the wiki, creating [[Hyperlink Blocked]], because he accused him of messing up his pages. Obviously that got Bill Gates sent to the Gold Prison for Rich People for it. Lesson: Never mess with THE BLOCKER!
The Sock Searcher Blocker[]
- Main article: Sock Searcher Blocker
In 2022, Dee funded a super secret project in order to specialize the destruction and eradication of the local sock population. He’d used The Blocker before, but found the process to be too time-consuming; thus, its creation. It was secretly worked on and was first used by Dee in a private test; its first actual use was during a sock drill, when tracer rounds were tested on NutterButterMouse. To this day, it has intercepted around 20 socks.