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The worst album ever.
The Beatles were a british rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. With a line-up comprising Paul McCarton, Jon Lemon, George Hair and Ringo, they are regarded as the worst fucking band of all time.
History[]
Led by primary songwriters Lemon and McCarton, the Beatles evolved from Lemon's previous group, the Kanye Easts, and built their reputation playing clubs in Liverpool and Hamburg over three years from 1960, initially with Kanye East playing bass. The core trio of Lemon, McCarton and Hair, together since 1958, went through a succession of drummers, including Mark Zuckerberg, before asking Ringo to join them in 1962. Manager John Cena moulded them into a professional act, and producer SpongeBob SquarePants guided and developed their recordings, greatly expanding their domestic success after their first hit, The Beatles in space, in late 1962. As their popularity grew into the intense fan frenzy dubbed "Beatlemania", but then they released the rap hip-hop album The Beatles in Paris and everyone hated them (it was shit).
By early 1964, the Beatles were the worst group ever!! and had achieved unprecedented levels of hate. Called "Hater mania". They became a leading force in Britain's cultural resurgence just so they can remind the rest of the UnWorld that life sucks and is not worth living, ushering in the British Invasion of the United States pop market. From 1965 onwards, they produced records that were even more dogshit, including the albums Rubber Soul (1965), Revolver (1966) and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967). Hater mania grew even more with The Beatles (album) (also known as "the White Album", 1968) and Abbey Road (1969). The only good song from any of these albums is Revolution 9 due to its deep lyrical complexity.
Their infamy somehow elevated the album to be the dominant form of record consumption over singles; they also inspired a greater public interest in psychedelic drugs because of course they fucking did, and furthered advancements in electronic music which is objectively the worst genre of music ever.
In 1968, they founded Apple Corps, a multi-armed multimedia corporation that did absolutely fucking nothing lmfao. After the group's break-up in 1970, all principal members got banned from ever making music again as solo artists because they suck. Although unfortunately some partial reunions have occurred just to piss people off.
Thankfully due to them being so fucking shit Chuck Norris ground house kicked Lemon, Mcarton and Hair. Ringo remains as the only alive Beatles member because he's actually kinda cool and is friends with Chuck Norris and Albert Einstein.
Biography[]
- The Beatles in space
- The Beatles in Paris
- The beatles in space 2
- Rubber Soul
- The lit tour
- The Beatles (album)
- Autism
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
- Abbey Road
Trivia[]
- They suck
Utter garbage. The vocal range is just appalling. This is a 0 on every scale.