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You may have been looking for Bulk Bogan.

Some guy

The-amazing-bulk

This is what he looks like. He is ugly.

The Amazing Bulk is a gargantuan, fat purple guy who loves to consume large amounts of lean. He has an abundant amount of abilities, such as immortality, transformation, and several powers involving burping and furious amounts of rage. Contrary to popular belief, he has never been inside of the Mean Lean Machine. The Amazing Bulk is also responsible for numerous acts of manslaughter and destruction of property, by flipping cars around at people or stepping on crowds. He's also one of Wario's slaves, despite how he isn't a Wa-Guy nor a Lean-Guy. Martha-chan uses his name when making fun of Invader Zim.

Abilities[]

He can take far greater strides than any other creature possible can take, and can outrun several vehicles. He can throw cars around without any effort. He can also evade lightning bolts, and has also been reported to possess size manipulation, which is why his size often alters depending on the view of each person he is seen by. He also has the ability to burp for very long periods of time. With this ability, he burps for an amount of time longer than his current life span somehow.

Although he loves lean, he is not a lean-guy. So you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why. SAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMMING TO TOWN!!! SAAANTA CLAUS IS COMMING TO TOWN! SANTA CLAUS IS COMING, TO TOWN.

Of course this wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for his spinach that is lean, his favorite drink of all time.

Characteristics[]

The Amazing Bulk possesses the appearance of a giant, bald, muscular man who became entirely purple one night after consuming too much lean himself. He has a really bad temper and an attitude, and was once involved in a brawl between him and Thanos. Because Thanos is an Undefeatable, the Amazing Bulk was not successful in it. The Amazing Bulk isn't a very nice person. He's extremely greedy and selfish. He loves to get drunk and yell at people, even though he never really understands why he's doing it. He's also very rude and insensitive.

Namesake[]

The Amazing Bulk was named after how much lean he buys in bulk from Costco Wholesale, always buying them in some integer survey acre-feet amount. To put that into English that's more than 325,853 gallons of lean for each time every week he orders it. He has no relation whatsoever to the incredible Hulk Hogan, Bulk Bogan, or any of that. But he did entirely ripoff the Hulk.

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