Bye-bye Peppino!
They just let a bunch of pineapples, tomatoes, sausages, mushrooms, and cheese in the dining hall, and for some reason they're all alive, and then you steal them all cuz why the heck not. There was one goomba but he's so pathetic, just looking at him made him instantly DIE because of your sheer amount of awesomeness.
Peppino: Pesto Perfectio you saved my-a business! However I need to get out of here because The Noise probably alerted the King Bowser's Army about our whereabouts. Here take half the stuff and SEE YA! (Just imagine you're escaping with a 4 minute time limit) What do you take to escape? See the Table of Contents!
The Elevator[]
You went to the first floor but the elevator was guarded at the bottom and you instantly lose. GAME OVER!
The Stairs[]
You ran down the stairs so fast at uncontrollable speeds that you broke the walls and revealed one of those secrets! However it has a parachute in it, then you take it, run down the stairs again, break a wall this time it's the outside and you activate the parachute and land safely. YOU WIN!