You can't pwn Waluigi, he exploded to the 9th dimension already. FOREVER!!!
You can't pwn Christine O'donnel, the police will arrest you.
You can't pwn Your Mother, She will kill you.
You can't pwn Justin Beiber, all the girls will screw you,
You can't pwn Luigi, he is in Spain with Daisy living in the capital, and everyone in spain will protect him.
You can't pwn Microsoft, the FBI will be chasing you afterwards.