All the ladies would want you...if they weren't dead
CONGRATULATIONS! You killed everyone in the world! ...Including yourself. ...What? You're a person too, aren't you? Don't you remember?
...Okay, okay! I'll give you a choice! Just stop giving me that dreadful stare! Either you rampage the world as a renegade zombie, try and ask God for forgiveness, or remain a dead sack of bones. Your choice.