- Wario: WAHAHA WARIO!!!
- Waluigi: WAH! WALUIGI TIME?
They're both extreme idiots. Whajju gonna do, whajju you gonna do?
- Compliment them
- Kill them
- Do something bad
- CALL DEM EEDEEITS!
- Do something good
- Your life plot written by someone but you!!
- Buy a car together so then Wario can die in a car crash and you only have to deal with Waluigi (Smart option)