You take out your knife, and you STICK IT IN MARIO! Wait, that's not Mario! That's some freak dressed like Mario! And your knife is plastic! The real Mario comes in. Now what?
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You take out your knife, and you STICK IT IN MARIO! Wait, that's not Mario! That's some freak dressed like Mario! And your knife is plastic! The real Mario comes in. Now what?