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''For his unrelated brother, see [[Thannos]]''{{Quote|I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am!|Thanos's most famous quote.}}{{Character Infobox|image = Thanos.jpg|imagesize = 384|name = Thanos|caption = Taste the rainbow of infinity, you god-like titan!|gender = Male|hair = Bald|eyes = White?|species = Titan|home = Titan (Birthplace), Saturn (Residence)|AKA = "[[Grimace]]" (According to [[Ludicolo]])|dream = Wipping out half of the universe, death, etc.|fear = Heroes and [[Iris|his (kind-hearted) daughter]] hating him.|education = He's a god-like being for that.|known = Creating the [[Infinity Army]], torturing if not, killing people (And by extension, their families), causing mass genocides, and snapping his fingers.|rank = Infinity|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes|age = Immortal.|death = No.}}'''Thanos''' is a god who founded the [[Infinity Army]] and is the first member chronologically (Duh). Because he is a god, he is an obvious [[undefeatable]]. His powers are worse than [[Googolplex]], the [[Scanty (Character)|Daemon]] [[Kneesocks (Character)|Sisters]], and [[The Chosen One]] combined.
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''For his unrelated brother, see [[Thannos]]''{{Quote|I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am!|Thanos's most famous quote.}}{{Character Infobox|image = Thanos.jpg|imagesize = 384|name = Thanos|caption = Taste the rainbow of infinity, you god-like titan!|gender = Male|hair = Bald|eyes = White?|species = Titan|home = Titan (Birthplace), Saturn (Residence)|AKA = "[[Grimace]]" (According to [[Star-Lord]])|dream = Wipping out half of the universe, death, etc.|fear = Heroes, including his children hating him.|education = He's a god-like being for that.|known = Creating the [[Infinity Army]], torturing if not, killing people (And by extension, their families), causing mass genocides, and snapping his fingers.|rank = Infinity|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes|age = Immortal.|death = No.}}'''Thanos''' is a god who founded the [[Infinity Army]] and is the first member chronologically (Duh). Because he is a god, he is an obvious [[undefeatable]]. His powers are worse than [[Googolplex]], the [[Scanty (Character)|Daemon]] [[Kneesocks (Character)|Sisters]], and [[The Chosen One]] combined.
   
 
He was born in Titan (One of [[Saturn|Saturn's]] moons) and resides in [[Saturn]] itself currently.
  
He was born in Titan (One of [[Saturn|Saturn's]] moons) and resides in [[Saturn]] itself currently.
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** It allows him to show others what places used to look like.
  
** It allows him to show others what places used to look like.
 
** It was hidden underneath [[North UnAmerica]].
  
** It was hidden underneath [[North UnAmerica]].
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* The Orange Soul Stone (Which was gained from sacrificing [[Bellossom]] at a temple in [[Africa]])
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* The Orange Soul Stone (Which was gained from sacrificing [[Gamora]] at a temple in [[Africa]])
 
** It allows him to have easy flashbacks and communicate with the dead.
  
** It allows him to have easy flashbacks and communicate with the dead.
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** It was hidden underneath [[Africa]], though it ascended to him after Thanos sacrificed [[Bellossom]].
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** It was hidden underneath [[Africa]], though it ascended to him after Thanos sacrificed [[Gamora]].
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* The Yellow Mind Stone (Which was gained from pulling said hidden Infinity Stone out of [[Gallade|Gallade's]] brain)
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* The Yellow Mind Stone (Which was gained from pulling said hidden Infinity Stone out of [[Vision|Vision's]] brain)
 
** It allows him to read others' minds easily.
  
** It allows him to read others' minds easily.
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** It was hidden underneath [[Pac-Land]], which was placed in [[Gallade|Gallade's]] brain.
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** It was hidden underneath [[Pac-Land]], which was placed in Vision's brain.
 
* The Green Time Stone (Which was done by killing off the [[Space Marine Soldier]])
  
* The Green Time Stone (Which was done by killing off the [[Space Marine Soldier]])
 
** It allows him to travel through time.
  
** It allows him to travel through time.
 
** It was hidden underneath [[Asia]], the [[Space Marine Soldier]] stole it from [[Shinzo Abe]].
  
** It was hidden underneath [[Asia]], the [[Space Marine Soldier]] stole it from [[Shinzo Abe]].
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* The Blue Space Stone (Which was done by stealing it from [[Mr. Krabs]])
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* The Blue Space Stone (Which was done by stealing it from [[Pearl Krabs]])
 
** It allows him to teleport.
  
** It allows him to teleport.
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** It was hidden underneath [[South UnAmerica]], [[Mr. Krabs]] sought after it and have it locked shut in his vault in his Anchor-shaped house.
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** It was hidden underneath [[South UnAmerica]], [[Pearl Krabs]] sought after it and have it locked shut in his vault in her Anchor-shaped house.
 
* The Purple Power Stone (Which was done by stealing it from [[Optimus Prime]]).
  
* The Purple Power Stone (Which was done by stealing it from [[Optimus Prime]]).
 
** It allows him to torture his enemies very easily.
  
** It allows him to torture his enemies very easily.
 
** It was hidden underneath [[Europe]], [[Optimus Prime]] found it in the ground after he found it lying in [[Europe]], later putting it in his vault locked safe and secure in his vault in the [[Autobot Shuttle]], which later got burnt after stealing the Purple Power Stone by wrecking the vault, which he then used to burn the [[Autobot Shuttle|Shuttle]] and threw Optimus Prime out.
  
** It was hidden underneath [[Europe]], [[Optimus Prime]] found it in the ground after he found it lying in [[Europe]], later putting it in his vault locked safe and secure in his vault in the [[Autobot Shuttle]], which later got burnt after stealing the Purple Power Stone by wrecking the vault, which he then used to burn the [[Autobot Shuttle|Shuttle]] and threw Optimus Prime out.
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Speaking of [[Bellossom]], he adopted her and [[Vileplume]]. The latter already seeks revenge on Thanos for killing off her own sister. Thanos was also insulted by [[Deadpool]], but didn't even care nonetheless. Although he is allies with [[Googolplex]], [[The Second Coming]], [[Fortran]] and [[Grand Dad]], he doesn't believe in [[Bob Saget|Satanism]] despite not hating [[Bob Saget]].
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Speaking of [[Gamora]], he adopted her, [[Nebula]], and [[Iris]]. Nebula already sought revenge on Thanos for killing off her own sister. Thanos was also insulted by [[Deadpool]], but didn't even care nonetheless. Although he is allies with [[Googolplex]], [[Tsunami]], [[Fortran]] and [[Grand Dad]], he doesn't believe in [[Bob Saget|Satanism]] despite not hating [[Bob Saget]].
   
 
Although he already has [[Gamzee Makara]] and [[Eridan Ampora]] on his side, he wishes to kill the rest of the [[The Twelve Homestuck Trolls|Zodiac Trolls of Homestuck]]; especially [[Karkat Vantas]].
  
Although he already has [[Gamzee Makara]] and [[Eridan Ampora]] on his side, he wishes to kill the rest of the [[The Twelve Homestuck Trolls|Zodiac Trolls of Homestuck]]; especially [[Karkat Vantas]].

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For his unrelated brother, see Thannos

I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am! Thanos's most famous quote.

Thanos is a god who founded the Infinity Army and is the first member chronologically (Duh). Because he is a god, he is an obvious undefeatable. His powers are worse than Googolplex, the Daemon Sisters, and The Chosen One combined.

He was born in Titan (One of Saturn's moons) and resides in Saturn itself currently.

Thanos is also the yin to NaN's yang, both destroy and create respectively, however Thanos more likely destroys while the latter creates more likely.

He has the ability to erase half of the universe at the snap of his fingers after he had all six Infinity Stones:

  • The Red Reality Stone (Which was gained from being stabbed by Bellossom, but coming back via dubious methods)
    • It allows him to show others what places used to look like.
    • It was hidden underneath North UnAmerica.
  • The Orange Soul Stone (Which was gained from sacrificing Gamora at a temple in Africa)
    • It allows him to have easy flashbacks and communicate with the dead.
    • It was hidden underneath Africa, though it ascended to him after Thanos sacrificed Gamora.
  • The Yellow Mind Stone (Which was gained from pulling said hidden Infinity Stone out of Vision's brain)
    • It allows him to read others' minds easily.
    • It was hidden underneath Pac-Land, which was placed in Vision's brain.
  • The Green Time Stone (Which was done by killing off the Space Marine Soldier)
  • The Blue Space Stone (Which was done by stealing it from Pearl Krabs)
    • It allows him to teleport.
    • It was hidden underneath South UnAmerica, Pearl Krabs sought after it and have it locked shut in his vault in her Anchor-shaped house.
  • The Purple Power Stone (Which was done by stealing it from Optimus Prime).
    • It allows him to torture his enemies very easily.
    • It was hidden underneath Europe, Optimus Prime found it in the ground after he found it lying in Europe, later putting it in his vault locked safe and secure in his vault in the Autobot Shuttle, which later got burnt after stealing the Purple Power Stone by wrecking the vault, which he then used to burn the Shuttle and threw Optimus Prime out.

Speaking of Gamora, he adopted her, Nebula, and Iris. Nebula already sought revenge on Thanos for killing off her own sister. Thanos was also insulted by Deadpool, but didn't even care nonetheless. Although he is allies with Googolplex, Tsunami, Fortran and Grand Dad, he doesn't believe in Satanism despite not hating Bob Saget.

Although he already has Gamzee Makara and Eridan Ampora on his side, he wishes to kill the rest of the Zodiac Trolls of Homestuck; especially Karkat Vantas.

Despite reviving Starscream, Thanos noted that Galvatron doesn't even care, however the latter did notice that they're both purple in color.

Thanos also rampages on 4chan 24/7. His actions on 4chan are way worse than how This is Bob's were. He sends death threats to other beings using said site; especially the remaining Homestuck Trolls.

Via the Green Time stone, he was able to undo the effects of Pearl Krabs, Randall Boggs, Postman Pat, Fireman Sam, Vagineer, and Snowball of being molded onto a couch, thus them being bought back to life.

Thanos never even stared into Hyper Weegee, ironically.

Of course, since Thanos has the habit of creating groups, he created the Infinity Army with a whopping 120 members in total with 6 groups representing each of the Infinity Stones, and 30 of which are admins (5 admins per group, 20 total per group). Due to being the founder of this particular group and creating the concept of a 120-member group dedicated to the Infinity Stones, Thanos claimed to be the zeroth member to join chronologically.

He has a huge hatred of another being named Bowsette despite they're both evil. He hates her to the point that he called her "Tohru" and teamed with the other god (NaN) despite they're on opposing sides to stop her.

Thanos also retconned the Satanist Empire, the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization, the Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization, and the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization by using the Time Stone AGAIN after Googolplex, Galvatron, Scanty, and Kneesocks were all "Disobedient" towards him, despite the fact that the former admits it.

Due to this, the Soda Civil War began there and resulted the birth of the Pepsi Republic and Coke Federation.

List of victims (Chronologically)

  1. Garchomp (Choked, later torn in half)
  2. Bumblebee (Burnt)
  3. Optimus Prime (Thrown, stabbed)
  4. Bellossom (Sacrificed)
  5. Gallade (Pulled his brain out)
  6. Terezi Pyrope (Trapped)
  7. Kanaya Maryam (Tangled)
  8. Karkat Vantas (Pummeled)
  9. AkaRed (Frosted)
  10. Kirby (Thrown)
  11. Princess Daisy (Electrocuted)
  12. Princess Peach (Electrocuted)
  13. Luigi (Pummeled)
  14. Mario (Pummeled)
  15. Yoshi (Consumed, barfed out)
  16. Princess Rosalina (Enslaved)
  17. This is Bob (Pummeled)
  18. Ness (Tortured)
  19. Bowsette (Despite being evil like him) (Tortured)

List of revivals (Chronologically)

  1. Pearl Krabs
  2. Randall Boggs
  3. Postman Pat
  4. Fireman Sam
  5. Vagineer
  6. Snowball
  7. Bruticus Maximus (This does include all Onslaught, Brawl, Swindle, Vortex, and Blast Off)
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Thanos' Victory - Avengers-Thanos's Victory

Thanos's theme; Thanos's Victory.

Trivia

  • It is true that Thanos is the evil father of the kind-hearted human/skeleton Pokemon Trainer/Champion, Iris.
  • Silhouette literally counterbalances both Thanos and NaN combined since Thanos is evil, NaN is good, and Silhouette is neutral.

See Also

「/」Undefeatables「/」

Template:Infinity Army members

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