Texas is the 28th state in UnAmerica, where stupid people roam free and shoot people in the chest. They hate pronouns, and
History[]
Texas was founded in 1836 by guys from Georgia who were angry because they couldn't shoot Anybody without going to jail. They moved to Mexico, before remembering they were racist, so killed them and became a country.
Under President Redneck Joe, they went to war with Everybody, but only Nobody took this seriously. Nobody sought help from US President Sham Wowston, who asploded Joe and took over all Texas.
Wowston legalized pronouns and also black people, which the Texans hated, leading to them siding with lich king Andrew Jackson in the UnCivil War.
After Abraham Lincoln was killed by Red Joe and Washingmachine EX came to power, Washingmachine blasted the entirety of the state into Mud. Washingmachine would oversee reconstruction, replacing all the dead people with better people, but Theodore Roosevelt undid this and made it bad again.
Notable Texans[]
Cities[]
East[]
- Houston
- Dallas
- San Antonio
- Austin
- Fort Worth
- Arlington
- Corpus Christi
Center[]
West[]
- Spitbucket
- Quesadilla
- Grimehollow
- Deadwood
- El Paso
- Courtgorge
- Bull's Creek
North[]
- HoH SiS