- Not to be confused with the word that Artificial Idiocy likes to say.
Father...I...
—Testament seeing Kliff
This is how it should have been from the beginning. Now, I shall take revenge for my father!
—Testament preparing to fight Justice
I risk my life just to exist in this world. I'm not someone you can mess with.
—Testament
Testament, or as Koishi likes to call them, Everyone's favorite non-binary gear, is a character from the Guilty Gear series who was corrupted by the cog superweapon Justice but became a very calm and nice person after the death of the cog monster. They are a friend of the gear Dizzy and a member of the Top Hat Mafia, being the only Guilty Gear character in the T.H.M. that wears the right hat.
Biography[]
Testament was born in the funny neutral during wars country Switzerland during the Cogsades, and at a young age was orphaned. Back then, they were called New Testament because they were new at the time and Jesus is their father's biggest influence. However, he could not keep them thus someone came to adopt them, and it was the Sigma Chad Rizzler and Cog Crusades war hero Kliff Undersn.
Deeply grateful, Testament decided to inherit his last name, join the Order Against Cogs, and got a tattoo, all despite their father's wishes. Even their own wishes with the Order Against Cogs. But they were soon kidnapped by The Mingler and experimented on to make a new superweapon. The Mingler turned them into a "Gear"; Testament realizing they were now a cog became violent, and joined Justice's human eradication plan for great justice. Years later, both fought their father Kliff after unforeseen consequences unforeseen circumstances. Sadly, Kliff had to put down his son and put down his own enby. Testament unknowingly survived being put down because of all the Red Bull in their veins, and continued to serve Justice until she was sealed away in a Taco Bell bathroom stall.
Testament wanted to break her out of the prison, so organized a tournament to get blood sacrifices for the revival of Justice. But Testament got defeated, so offered themselves as the final sacrifice needed, thus they DIED. But they didn't really die since after the death of justice they came back. Testament became a wanderer with their original memories intact, and on the run as the UnPolice wanted to kill all gears due to racism.
They met Dizzy, who had a small mental breakdown after what the stupid police did to Faust's clinic, and Testament decided to accompany her. But then Guy Giske showed up, and Dizzy beat him, and now she became super wanted. As such, Testament, who got sick of all the racism, decided to protect Dizzy from the bounty hunters and accidentally joined a pirate group led by our favorite rizzler Johnny.
But they lose Dizzy, so Testament goes on a mission to find her. After finding her and bringing her back to the ship, they leave and return to defending the forest as well as petting random Eevees. Testament decided to stay in that forest for a while and started thinking to themselves that the world truly isn't bad. They have a feminine body type, yet look like a man and had muscles, so they decide to become non-binary because nobody even knows their true gender because they look like both.
Later, they become a cool person to be around, drinking tea and having fun which later catches the attention of Topham, who had a great idea to enlist them as a member of the mafia. However, Iwasaki objected to it as the last 2 guilty gear characters they recruited literally had top hats on them. Topham told her to shut her bitchass up, as they do have a top hat. 2 days later, and Testament joins the Tophat Mafia Testament now lives a nice life in the mafia HQ and even opened up their own art gallery. But they started feeling weird and it was very easy to realize they knew that their father has been revived and is back from the dead so they're currently on a quest to find their father and reunite once and for all.
Trivia[]
- They have super strong blood magic.
- The Milkman attempted to kill Them with a molotov, but Testament survived the attack by just drinking the alcohol.
- Testament admits that they have no gender, and just decided to be non-binary because it would be less confusing for everybody, but still enjoys being called Son by Kliff.
- Testament has been selling copies of Doki Doki Literature Club, but they are very special, and by special, I mean every copy is just the creepypasta A Poem by Yuri, which states the obvious how did Testament get their hands on lost media, and that is very simple they have their sources (and by sources I mean Juno).
- Testament possibly brought Evelyn from the creepypasta flash shame "Playing along with Evelyn" into the real world, but everyone who doesn't watch That's Discussing! denies that theory.
- They have very cool tea parties with Axl Low.
- Testament has no Pingas because the cogs removed it when they were being turned into a gear.
- Testament is friends with the creepypasta character Evelyn from the flash shameplaying along with Evelyn; she thinks of them as her guardian angel.
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