Ten WaCommandments

The Ten WaCommandments are a series of waligious statements that are given to Waluigi to be written and spread through China in 1 AC.

Wario's Statement before the Ten Wacommandments[]

I am-a your wagod! The only god you’ll ever need. I give you 10 statements which you have to mostly obey, or else you’ll-a go to WaJail! Wario

Don’t go-a thinking I wouldn’t know if you had-a other gods over me, because i’ll-a punch their faces and you’ll-a get the most special place in WaJail!
You can-a idol me, just don’t-a be weird.
Bad-mouthing me is a bad, bad thing and’ll get you in-a WaJail.
Sometimes you-a need to lie on the couch for a day, Use WaDay (Wednesday) as the day you think of great ways to scam-a someone!
Respect your mom and dad, they pay for your food and keep-a you alive.
Don’t-a go murdering people, you’ll go to jail, then WaJail for it.
Nobody owes you anything, plain and-a simple.
Stealing money (and other things) isn’t-a good. I’ll only be mad if you get-a caught.
Lies are good and can-a get you money, and lots of it!
Jealousy gets you-a somewhere, but i don't-a know where!