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<big>'''[[Pedobear]]'''</big><br>
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<big>'''[[Vladimir Putin]]'''</big><br>
   
'''Pedo Bear''' (also spelled '''Pedobear''') is a Legendary [[Pokemon]] and a member of the [[Internet Memes]]. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for [[Soviet Russia]].
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Vladimir Putin is the crazy President of Soviet Russia. Like most great world leaders, he takes politics as a joke, and is responsible for the exile of Pedobear from Russia. Putin was elected president in 2012 because he rigged the elections.
   
Pedo Bear was first created by [[4chan]]. 4chan was releasing too much inappropriate content. The content accumulated into one living being known only as Pedo Bear. Pedo Bear started sneaking around trying to do bad things with little kids. His only moves are ones that we are not allowed to discuss. If we tell you about them, [[SOPA]] and [[Wikia]] will shut us down.
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Many people have doubts on Vladimir Putin's early life, but many believe he was born in the East of Soviet Russia. As a child, he enjoyed riding bears, eating snails, taming leopards, and catching [[Pokemon]]. At the age of 12, Vladimir Putin became a Pokemon Trainer and traveled across Siberia catching rare Pokemon. At the age of 14.5, he somehow caught a [[Mewtwo]] at full health.
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Revision as of 00:18, February 3, 2017

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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the crazy President of Soviet Russia. Like most great world leaders, he takes politics as a joke, and is responsible for the exile of Pedobear from Russia. Putin was elected president in 2012 because he rigged the elections.

Many people have doubts on Vladimir Putin's early life, but many believe he was born in the East of Soviet Russia. As a child, he enjoyed riding bears, eating snails, taming leopards, and catching Pokemon. At the age of 12, Vladimir Putin became a Pokemon Trainer and traveled across Siberia catching rare Pokemon. At the age of 14.5, he somehow caught a Mewtwo at full health. (More...)

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