| Telotubs | |
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| They all look genetically engineered. | |
| Scientific name: | Ventervision gigantoventer |
| Habitat: | Junkyards |
| Natural range: | Telotub Land |
| Time alive: | ???? - The end and beyond... |
| Size: | Average height is 5 foot 4 |
| Edible? | No |
| Tastes like: | Acrylic paint |
| Preys on: | Bubuhz |
| Is preyed upon by: | Humans |
| Intelligence: | Sapient |
| Conservation status: | Uncommon, but not endangered |
| Alignment: | Stupid |
The Telotubs are rivals of the Teletubbies. They wanted to be more famous than the Teletubbies, and tried to make their own show, though it is not as popular as the Teletubbies' show. They only made one episode (which was about one minute) because their heads can easily fall off. They hate the Teletubbies and have tried to kill them lots, but they always failed as they had none of the Teletubbies powers, and were stupider. They live in Teletubby Land, in an abandoned junkyard they have claimed as Telotub Land, where they live in Tub tower, which is a lamer version of Tubby Tower, which is much smaller and weaker. They also eat Tub Custard and Tub Toast.
The origin of the Telotubs is unknown for certain, as they are not part of the Teletubby race, and yet they look similar to them. Some believe it started when Adolf Hitler wanted a group of aliens to help his rampage so he typed in evil on Google and the first thing that came up was the Teletubbies who often invaded many areas of the UnWorld. He then created a rip-off an original idea called the Telotubs. At first, his determination meant that when Do was created, she as a very good copy of Po. He then created Doopsee who was clever and was full of wisdom. Tonky Wonky was a mechanic, though not as good as Dipsy, and Yaa-Yaa was just a plain waste of space (Hitler grew overconfident after Do, and the Telotubs grew worse). Another theory is that Mr. Clipboard drew them on his first day of preschool, but they accidentally came to life, destroying the preschool. Another states that both of these are correct.
Telotubs
- Tonky Wonky (rival to Tinky Winky)
- Gold Tonky Wonky (rival to Gold Tinky Winky)
- Doopsee (rival to Dipsy)
- Diamond Doopsee (rival to Diamond Dipsy)
- Yaa-Yaa (rival to Laa-Laa)
- Do (evil leader, and rival to Po)
- Thimper (rival to Thumper)
- Voo-Voo (rival to Noo-Noo)
- OltTooPahntOoh (rival to Alt 2.0)
- WoTelotubs (rival to WaTeletubbies)
- WoTonky Wonky (rival to WaTinky-Winky)
- WoDoopsee (rival to WaDipsy)
- WoYaa-Yaa (rival to WaLaa-Laa)
- WoDo (rival to WaPo)
- WoVoo-Voo (rival to WaNoo-Noo)
- Tidlotubs (rivals to Tiddlytubbies)
- Kaa-Kaa (rival to Daa-Daa)
- Amby Pamby (rival to Umby Pumby)
- Qaa (rival to Baa)
- Poong (rival to Ping)
- Rooroo (rival to Ruru)
- Mee-Mee (rival to Mi-Mi)
- Noon Jiwnyr (rival to Nin, Jr.)
- Douggel De (rival to Duggle Dee)
- Tidlovoo (rival to Tiddlynoo)
- Dawdee (rival to Doddy)
- WoMistahEel (rival to WaMr. L)
- Ranboz (rival to Rainbows)
- Wuwu (rival to Mumu, nearly killed by Tonky Wonky but Doopsee stopped him)
- Eehoo (rival to Eho, had air in lungs sucked out by Do using Voo-Voo, but revived by Doopsee)
- DoDoopYaaWonky (rival to PoDipLaWinky)
- WoDoDoopYaaWonky (rival to WaPoDipLaWinky)
- KaaQaaPoongPamby (rival to DaaBaaPingPumby)
- WoKaaQaaPoongPamby (rival to WaDaaBaaPingPumby)
- Tehpo (rival to Teepo)
- Motha Telotub (rival to Mother Teletubby)
- Ol Wonz (rival to Old Ones)
- Rooggot (rival to Ruggut)
- L4U24R (rival to L023R)
- AUUUUUUGLOH (rival to UUUUUUUGLY)
- WoTonky Wonky (rival to WaTinky Winky)
- Teitoh (rival to Tado)
- Aiuhh (rival to Aya)
- Noon Seeneur (rival to Nin, Sr.)
- Amby-Pamby (rival to Umby-Pumby)
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Louie's Notes Uhh, don't eat this, it doesn't taste very good, and it has some side effects including, but not limited to: Nausea and Fever.
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