|A man has fallen into the Teletubby Land Acid Lake in Lego City!|
|—Some random Lego City advertisement|
The Teletubby Land Acid Lake is a large lake of a bizarre, color-changing (green, blue, cyan, pink, purple and orange, in random order) acid as big as Rhode Island, located in Teletubby Land. Giygas' Kolk is usually found at the bottom of the lake. The acid is deadly to good guys, but ridiculously helpful if you're evil. For the latter it's tasty, power-boosting, turns clones into super-powered forms of themselves, and is a great spot to relax. The lake can never dry out, making it a valuable source of deadly chemicals for traps, experiments, and ingredients for Pie. It is possible that some of the salts found around this lake make are an ingredient in the brine of Weekend Pickles.
The lake is located in between Po’s house and the Teletubby Government base. Most Teletubbies like to go for a swim here.
The lake contains 60% acid, 10% pee, 15% of Elmo's blood, 1% of God's power, and 14% satanic Number Captains, who are immune to the acid. And 0.0000000000001 % Clorox Bleach. The rest is dissolved Stuff.
Few people have survived the acid lake, most DIED!
It is deadly, but not as deadly as Number Captain Poison.
The acid lake was first formed long ago in Teletubby Land, before it was even founded, but it disappeared by the time the Teletubbies we know came. This current acid lake was created during a Bohrok invasion of Teletubby Land. The Bohrok were bored so they attacked. Three of the Teletubbies summoned the Boohbah to destroy them. However, before they were complete, Po used Idiot Manipulation on some Lehvak to make them fill a massive hole the Nuhvok had created.
The acid lake is a very popular tourist attraction. Out of the seven tourists Teletubby Land receives every year, Po pushes
six seven of them into the acid lake. The other one is usually just shot because Po is too lazy to bring them to the lake. The only famous person to ever go into the acid lake was Chuck Norris. However, he wasn't pushed into it... he just thought that it would be a nice place to go swimming and be alone. The Evil People come and bathe here. One guy actually peed into the lake, causing it to change color. Pocoyo landed his Vamoosh on the Acid Lake and destroyed it, but Pocoyo survived. Cuz ye' all know, he's immortal. He also threw all his "friends" into it.
So beware, or you will DIE!
DON'T DRINK THIS AT ALL COSTS!!!! Just like I said in Pikmin 2, it
Fauna are the most commonly seen fauna due to living at the top of the lake:
- Teletubby Land Acid Kraken (technically a member of all fauna classes)
Deeper but not deep;
- Only God, The Undefeatables and Number Captains are immune to the acid lake.
- The number of people who fell in the lake and DIED is 53.2 million.
- The acid in the lake is known as "pontic acid", from the Spartan word "pontus", meaning "lake".
- The lake is currently under lockdown by Tallboy's for unknown reasons.
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