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Teletubby Land is a huge (and we really mean huge) and crazily evil country located over the hills and far away just off the coast of Canada and the United States, rumored to have been created in the ninth ring of Hell by Dora the Explorer. In Teletubby Land, crime occurs everywhere. Teletubby Land is where the Teletubbies come out to play, in their little crime infested land filled with bunnies, robots, Boohbah, Furbies, Monsters, and Stickmen with red eyes.
Usually in Teletubby Land, something evil occurs from far away. Usually, Po is involved. Also, Teletubby Land resembles the Mushroom Kingdom, a sad, depressing land.
It also has an active volcano that erupts every week and causes lots of damage. Nobody ever visits this horrible place, because if you do visit this place, your either going to die, or become a slave, with few exceptions. Though, they don't want God to go there...or it would be hellish with judgment.
Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, Popeye, or Charlie Brown are not allowed to go there by order of the Teletubbies, elsewise, the whole place would be turned inside out.
The now archaic flag of Teletubby Land from its founding until 2016.
Teletubby Land was created a long time ago, before the dinosaurs existed. At first, nobody even knew about the deadly threats there as nobody dared go nearer to it than to be able to see the outskirts of the land with binoculars. Eventually, in the 1600s, King George III decided to sent a colony fully equipped film crew into the land, to film it live on television. Thousands watched on TV as the entire crew were brutally and mercilessly killed. Since then, the Teletubbies have used the film equipment as another means of communication, and also to film their show. They evaded being colonized by the British,
The Minor Teletubby Land Depression[]
As shown on Google Maps
Some time in the year 2000, the majority of the Teletubbies were sad for absolutely no reason. But that hurt the teleconomy quite a bit and caused a depression there too, and so they hired a Medic to help them not be so depressed. It lasted for only 4 days, and pretty much wasn't that big of a deal.
The Great Teletubby Land Massacre[]
In 2015, the Teletubbies woke up one morning to see that their beloved Tubby Tower, Magic Windmill, and Talking Flowers were gone - all that remained were their beds. The Acid Lake had dried up, and the Furbies and Gorilla were nowhere to be found. What had happened was that night, a team of good guys dressed in green inflatable Morph Suits had bombed Teletubby Land overnight, causing irreversible damage. This event has since been dubbed "The Great Teletubby Land Massacre" due to all the damage.
Aftermath of the Massacre[]
After the Massacre, the Teletubbies got so angry that Tinky Winky blew up the Box Dimension just by picking the last surviving Talking Flower. Po, devastated that the Tubby Tower and Windmill were blown up in the Massacre, walked (because her motorcycle had been blown up as well) for 400 miles until she finally met up with the construction team known as the Weldos and asked them to build a new house and a new windmill for them.
The Weldos ended up building a 100% organic, no preservatives or artificial colors added, sugar-free, reduced fat Windmill out of wood and a dome (somewhat inspired by The Good Teletubbies' Tubby Dome) with a Tubby Custard train and a rainbow painting on the inside. It looked happy & cute, but the Teletubbies, especially Po loved it because the rainbow reminded them of Rainbows. This revamped Teletubby Land still has hidden cameras everywhere (set up by the BBC). Due to this, it is used as the set for Teletubbies (2015 TV series), created by the BBC to hypnotize a new generation of innocent children.
The Acid Lake also filled up with more, new acid on November 9, 2015. This new acid is 79,201 times as potent and deadly as the old acid. On the same day, Bonzi Buddy let the hypnotized Boohbah and Furbies loose, causing 5 million UnDollars in property damage. The BBC refused to pay the money and just continued making new episodes. Nickelodeon ended up paying, but at least the Teletubbies found their other allies again.
The Mixels later moved over to Teletubby Land and founded Mixel City, which is Teletubby Land’s capital. The city is only meant for government of Teletubby Land, as a result it only has a population of 200 residents. Today, the Home Dome sits on the outskirts of the city.
The WaPaul Bunyan Incident[]
The event with WaPaul Bunyan was a disaster, and occured 70 years after the Massacre. They snuck into his cabin in order to make an evil juggernaut clone capable of destroying the world and making their army undefeatable, yet it went beserk and destroyed most of Teletubby land, with most of the same places destroyed. For this reason, Paul Bunyan wasn't allowed to enter that land, not like he'd care though. Nickelodeon also paid for this, the Weldos had to rebuild these locations once again.
Home Dome (built after Tubby Tower was demolished in the Massacre)
Home Dome Clinic (built when the Teletubbies wanted free healthcare)
Teletubby Burger (located waaaay out in the Teletubby Land Outskirts, and was not destroyed in the Massacre due to its location)
Teletubby Bus Station (also known as TeleTranzit) (a town that is overrun by lava and tubby custard zombies, also is a bus station.
Mixel City: The Capital, reserved only for the most elite residents. Surrounded by the larger city of Grand Tubbyville (population 120,000).
Teletubby Land highway shield
Teletubby Land Railway (a network of railway lines that connect settlements (primarily Teletubby Army populated towns and cities) around Teletubby Land. It is connected to Canada and Telotub Land via undersea tunnels at the closest points between Teletubby Land and the other 2 countries. There are 10 routes in total, numbered 1-10, all run parallel to the Teletubby Land Highway System)
Teletubby Land Railway Map
Teletubby Land Highway System (a network of highways running around Teletubby Land, with connections to Canada and Telotub Land. There are 10 routes , 7 main ones numbered 1-7 and 3 spur routes of Route 1, numbered routes 11-13.
The logo of Teletubby Space Program
Teletubby Space Center (a space center for the Teletubby Space Program and not destroyed in the massacre, built in 1958, as a response to NASA and the Soviet space program.)
United States of UnAmerica (formerly had positive relations between 2016-2020, beginning with Donald Trump joining the Mixels as Trumpsy. (Po is also a Mixel so the two countries struck up a relationship. Later, the Teletubbies enslaved the Mixels so they could serve them, since Trump was the president, he was not happy, of course. As a result, in 2020, UnAmerica and Canada invaded Teletubby Land. The good relationship ended with Trump leaving the Mixels.)
Satanist Empire (dissolved in 2024 and conquered by Pepsi Republic)
Trivia[]
Pee Pee Island is located across a five mile strait from Teletubby Land.
In teletubby land, you can't download adobe After Effects and other devices that create particle effects on Tubbyputers because particle effects are impossible in the UnUniverse.
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