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Teletubby Burger is an EVIL fast food restaurant. It is exactly like Mario's Pizza except with Teletubbies and burgers. It is ranked #3716308207 on the list of most popular restaurants. Every food they make is said to make people vomit every 2 minutes, have really bad diarrhea, and get Rainbowitis. There are many types of burgers. BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THEM!

Menu

(In order from least money to most money)

Tiny Burger - $1

Burger - $10

LEET SWAG - $13.37

Lotsa Extra Dessert - $1,000

Telespecial - $9,001

Giga Burger - $50,000

Grand Big Meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - $50,000,000 (includes also shake, doritos and burger by taste of their own choice)

Po Burger - $∞                                                                          

Visit to Teletubby Burger

Don Johnson went to Teletubby Burger in 2013. He said he ordered a Burger, and he enjoyed it. But 2 minutes later, he PUKED OUT A GIANT VOMIT SIZE OF A POTATO VOLCANO! HE RAN OUT THE DOOR SCREAMING LIKE IT WAS ALL HELL! IN FACT, IT WAS ALL HELL!

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