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The Teletubby Brutes (or Brute Tubbies) are a race of teletubbies that has since been killed of by Adolf Hitler and the f-ers that made teletubbies. The brutes seek to explode all life that has blood in them but have a strong HATE for the stupid tubbies and BBC for whatever reasons. The Brutes were a failed experiment by Noo-Noo and Q-Tubby after the Great Tubby War III in a different UnUniverse. Basically, Noo-Noo used Q-Tubby's genes to create clones of the white bastard but failed because for "some reason undisclosed", the machine blew up. Only 7 brutes survived with the exception of an actual clone of The Guardian, but the cloning stopped due to people thinking that the Guardians are White Tubby Terrorists.

Tinky Winky, being the idiot he is, started jumping off a cliff and created a giant hole called Le Hole of Brutes where the brutes will reside. The Brutes have a strong hatred for the Teletubbies because Po kept exploding where they live and stuff. You may say "oo yeeeh? wel za culd muv ahwa fom zat plase!" But, no; the brutes are too stupid. After Po killed 2 of them (they can't respawn :c), Klave raged the Great Tubby War IV via hitting Po with a butcher knife. Of course, Po of used 0.004 power and smashed Klave into the ground. Kleve and his brother Klave started to hit the f*** out of Po (jk they go jump off microwave).

Tinky Winky respawned and jumped off the cliff (why?) and was killed via a butcher knife (he respawned 10 hours later btw) and some brutes started feasting on the body. Klave, Kleve and Kavum attacked Po, but Kavum was killed using the POWER OF IDIOTS and a sword to the head. The two other brutes were blasted out of the UnUniverse and became leg rest seats for Chuck Norris. Klave and Kleve were blasted into the N. 0 UnHyperverse into a picture in a horror game called Slendytubbies 2, and later enemies in Slendytubbies 3 Multiplayer after Sean discovered the life force in the A.I. code.

Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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