The important members of the Teletubby Army and Tinky-Winky.
The Teletubbies are at war with pretty much everything in the UnUniverse, so they have to have a large army at their disposal. This is supposedly one of the most powerful armies in existence in terms of physical strength. Too bad it's ruled by absolute nutters.
The army's only failures was when they were defeated by Bowser and his alternate forms during their invasion of his castle. They thought that it would be a good place to invade other places from, but Bowser's defenses and attacks were awesome enough to dispose of the Teletubby Army. The other time was when they retreated from Paul Bunyan's home in Alaska, UnAmerica. They were ticked as heck and decided that their army was powerful enough for it, but they realized their error when he stepped out of the cabin.
Army[]
- Po (Leader and Satanist)
- Dipsy (Scientist)
- Tinky Winky (Team punching bag)
- Laa-Laa (Tubby Toast specialist)
- Thumper (Wait, if he hates the Teletubbies, explain why he joined them, now. Answer-brainwashing)
- Noo-Noo (Vacuum cleaner of dead bodies)
- Ninja Teletubby (Weirdo)
- WaMr. L (a Trusted member of The Teletubbies)
- Alt 2.0 (THE SCARY ONE)
- Görcho (Pet of the Teletubbies created by Dipsy)
- Teletubby Land Bunnies (Bunnies)
- Pop-Up Tubby Toadsters (Tubby Toast spewing robot toads)
- Teletubby Robots (Respawnable goons)
- Teletubby Clones (Respawnable goons)
- Tubby Toast Legion (zombified Tubby Toast)
- Teletubby Fleet (Air force)
- Backbone (Literal backbone of the army)
- Teletubby Death Star (A fake Death Star used by Teletubbies)
- Tubby-tron 3000 (A powerful machine used by Thumper)
- Tubby Ship (UFO thing)
- Evil Gorilla (Mad ape gone apesh*t)
- Tubby Monster (What the Hell is this?)
- Bat-Tubby (It's Batman, but is a Teletubby.)
- EVIL PATRIXXX (A ruler of another universe who joined this army.)
- Painis Cupcake (A mass Cannibal, but he left)
- Fred Durst (What does he do again?)
- N. Trance (Gifted hypnotist)
- Boohbah (Random abominations of nature)
- Humbah (Leader of the Boohbah)
- Jumbah (Expendable Boohbah)
- Zing Zing Zingbah (Extremely talkative, painted Boohbah)
- Zumbah (HAPPY BOOHBAH)
- Jingbah (Undead Boohbah with many holes)
- Furbies (CREEPY respawnable goons)
- Lemmings (Suicidal and stupid respawnable goons)
- Worms (Annelid respawnable goons)
- Serial Designation J
- Serial Designation N (Wait, he betrayed the Teletubbies, so why is he on here?!)
- Serial Designation V
- William (Dream Demon & Shapeshifter)
- Skibidi Toilets (Weird human headed toilets who are now minions of the Teletubbies)
- Skibiditubbies (Skibidi toilets with teletubby heads and TVs on the front of their toilets. Most of them inhabit the same type of toilet used by G-Man toilet 3.0)
- The Infected (former Mechanus Alliance members infected with Parasitic Skibiditubbies and are evil. They can be turned back to the good side using a parasite disabler gun)
- Nobody (who knows who this guy even is!)
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