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" I regretted ever going on a walk... NOW LOOK AT ME!! HORRIBLE! STUPID! ABSOLUTELY PUTRID!! And all because of a simple crack in a nuclear plant..
Well, Telephobia.. or shall I call you WaTinky? I feel that would be most formal-

Just call me Tinky.

Well Tinky, it seems you have depression and self-anxiety. I'd suggest you take some pills and-

Please don't give me Normal Pills..

I promise I won't.
I'm going to prescribe you anti-depressants. Let's see how you feel 1 week later.
"
  —Transcription of Telephobia's doctor appointment.

There's actually a recording of Telephobia by The A.Z.C.F. There's more, but this is the only public footage.

Telephobia
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Nuclear insanity.. at its finest.
Gender: Male
Hair color: He has none..
Eye color: None
Age: 35
Zodiac: He [REDACTED BY THE A.Z.C.F]
Death: Still alive..
Likes: He likes to [REDACTED FOR SAFETY BY THE A.Z.C.F]
Dislikes: He doesn't like [REDACTED BY THE NUCLEAR PLANTS]
Occupation: Absolute nuclear madness. MADNESS, I SAY!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
UnRank: �¸s�-x!=üJÎœ’Sèh¬cX°�¿¬ ¯ÒTafþ¬qj

Telephobia, also known as Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​Wa​WaWa​Wa​Wa... Tinky Winky[1] and Photoshop WaTinky Winky is the nuclear fgsjnzmndlgfgsklfjgfkgd form of WaTinky Winky, and your worst ever nightmare. He was created in 1963 after a nuclear plant fell off its base and onto WaTinky Winky. Though this meant that WaTinky Winky would die, he didn't for some reason.

For some freakin' reason, he entered a deep coma, which meant that he could only be awoken by the true prince's kiss of love nuclear insanity. Sorry about that, my fairy tale obsessed brother's here with me. TRUE LOVE'S KISS!! *sigh*

Horrortime's depiction of Telephobia

Anyways, after the incident regarding the nuclear plant WaTinky Winky was rushed to the hospital, guided by his fellow WaFriends (WaPo, WaDipsy, and WaLaa-Laa). Everyone thought he was dead, considering the massive size of the nuclear plant. However, it was much worse for WaTinky..

People did not know about the coma, and so when the doctor announced WaTinky to be comatose, all the Teletubbies and WA-Teletubbies in Teletubby Land cried and mourned silently...

Though it could've seemed that he would be in a coma forever, due to some freakin' coincidence a nuclear plant was literally right next to the hospital he was in. Also another freaking coincidence; that nuclear plant was called Chernobyl!

Because of this, he was awoken in 1986 after the Chernobyl plant exploded. However, due to his "nuclear insanity at its finest" form being.. well, nuclear.. his awakening made him super angry. His awakening caused a second LARGER asplosion, killing everyone in its radius and causing Chernobyl to forever be..

DEAD.

WaTinky was unlucky. He had to stay in this "weird nucleartonic insanity at its finest" form! WaTinky was, however, finally alive again, and all his friends cheered in screeches across Teletubby Land.. He may never return back to his original form, but at least everyone lived happily.. ever.. after..

Trivia

  • As seen in the transcript, Telephobia's depressed about his outcome.
  • The depiction of Telephobia above was actually a successful attempt at realistically reproducing the actual look of Telephobia.
  • Horrortime Tubby has a depiction of Telephobia with more features in his Notes.




Notes

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