do an online funny, get called a big dummy
—Vesta, on the philosophies of Teenagers
Oh No (owie!)
Teenagers are people aged between 13 - 17, and are Merely Big Children. They all use social media in an insane way, such as complaining about being Hooman. Heck, some of them even use 4chan! While they can be calm, they can be really hostile and talk smack about another being (officially referred to as "mood swings"). They are against both Children and Adults of any kind and are usually cringe AF.
They usually learn their lesson and redeem themselves after they turn 18 (first adult age). Teenagers are often lazy, and stupid. The constantly do stupid stuff and always get hurt. A lot of teenagers are simps. In ancient times, teenagers used to be tough. They used to fight in battles, they would be warriors. But then one day, they got weaker and stupider. Now all we're left with is entitled brats looking for a girl.
How to defeat a teenager[]
- Take away its cell phone.
- Call it a simp!
- Make it do work! If he wants his cellphone back, he’s gotta earn it!
- Text embarrassing pics to their friends.
- Call Dream and get him to say he doesn't care.
- Make it remember a detail from one of its awkward stages.
Trivia[]
- Girl teenagers use the Snapchat because they have nothing better to do.
- Boy teenagers use the Discord because they have nothing better to do.
- Every single one of them is questioning whether or not they're a Gay Bowser or Bisexual Bowser.
- Or the cent other forms of Bowser.