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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

An image of the four Ninja Turtles, include Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo.

The Teeange Mutant Ninja Turtles are four superheroes that were created by Master Splinter and their dumb knight pet, Super Shredder. They try to save the world and protect New York City, but are horrible at doing the job.

THEY EAT ALSO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS AND THE LITTLE EINSTEINS!!!!!!

Creation[]

Master Splinter decided to invent the turtle-rat hybrid's blood in order to compete with the most deadly substance, and started to sell it as a drink in your local Target. In order to earn more cash, he also decided to create a recipe for giant turtles in order to sell them off the black market. However, while he was mixing up all of the ingredients, his pet knight Shredder wanted to sabotage his plans by "accidentally" shoving Splinter into his vile of the turtle-rat hybrid's blood. It broke and poured into the recipe, causing a huge asplosion and created the four Ninja Turtles. Splinter wanted to sell them to the black market, though no one wanted to buy them due to their weird looks and insane power, so instead he let the girls fight crime in New York City as he had nothing else to do with them.

Abilities[]

  • Eye beams
  • Superhuman strength
  • Flight
  • Ice breath (Leonardo only)
  • ASPLODE (Venus only)
  • Some other beams that are just ionized painkillers
  • Fire breath
  • Rolling their tounge
  • Elastic arms

Members[]

  • Leonardo
  • Michelangelo
  • Raphael
  • Donatello*
  • Venus de Milo*
  • Jennika

Composition[]

The Ninja Turtles can be very easily made, so easy that us people at UnAnything created a recipe for you to follow!

Ingredients: 4 turtles and a random serum.

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Food [ / ]
Pizza Toppings [ / ]
Pizza Restaurants [ / ]
Domino's - Pizza Hut - Little Caesars - Mario's Pizza - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - Captain 0's Pizza - Peppino Pizza - Mark's Pizzeria - PizzeRizzo - Papa's Pizzeria - Robbie Rotten's Pizza
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Pizza Breakers [ / ]
Noids (The Noid - Mikoid - Mr. Green - Fast - Cappy - Noise - Pizzano - Steve
Pizza Consumers [ / ]
Jimmy Neutron - Hugh Neutron - Teen Titans - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Kayloo - Pillar John
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