Teddie is an omniscient bear of useless and only somewhat helpful information. Except when he isn't a bear, then he's a human. Teddie is best known for his bear suit which he SWEARS doesn't make him a furry. Ok bear enough he was born as a bear suit.
In 2009 disguised as an empty bear suit he snuck into Mario's house took hold of the Enclosed Instruction Book and started photo-copying the pages. However on the last page Mario came out of the printer and performed seven Roundhouse Kicks on Teddie, launching him into Dimension 666. But Teddie can summon TVs on demand, and escaped with all 9001 copied pages. However Teddie lacked the foresight to write down all of the 4th dimensional part of the Enclosed Instruction Book. That holds all the good stuff and all the things needed to kill everyone.
As you can see, he's really stupid.
Shadow Teddie[]
Teddie decided to become edgy once and form Shadow Teddie because the well known fact that all bears have existential crisises. This thing later becomes his super lame bearsona Kintoki-Douji. He one time leaked some information the 2 best foods to ever exist. To be bearfectly honest, Shadow Teddie looks cooler than the other Teddies because of his spiked hair.
Ted[]
Ted is like Teddie, he's a human and still thinks of himself as a bear. It's weird to make human puns as a human. The humanity if humans made human puns.
Teddie wanted to be a human, so he called up Gruntilda and she agreed to make him a human, However he needed to steal the handsomeness from someone. So he stole it from the Glitch Gremlin, and never returned it because he's that badass, w00t!
He also gets none of the ladies, so what was even the point in the first place? Well you see, he uses this power to make every other guy around him feel bad about himself. You probably feel bad for not being as handsome as him. Wario soon noticed Ted, who was cross-dressing at the time. Wario got furious because Wario's supposed to be the master of disguise. They decided to have a disguise competition and Ted won at being the better master of disguise for his cross-dressing still being better than anything Wario could do. But then Wario shot Ted with his astronaut gun, so that makes them even.
Death[]
Some time after Teddie returned to The Shadow Realm, MX had taken it over and was searching for human souls to break the barriers King Frost set up around his Cadbury factories. Unfortunately for Teddie, everybody saw his human form and so he was killed for his soul. His soul Soul Trait might have been Lust if he was actually human, so unfortunately his death was for nothing.