Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz is a Canadian. Ted Cruz wants to be President of the United States of UnAmerica. Ted Cruz wants a lot of people to vote for him. Ted Cruz does not care that this is forbidden by the Constitution of the United States of UnAmerica. Ted Cruz doesn't care about the Constitution at all. Ted Cruz wants to annex UnAmerica to Canada. Ted Cruz is disguised as a Cuban. Ted Cruz thinks this is a good disguise.

He hates Homestuck Trolls and wants to eliminate their entire species, thus he adopted the persona of the Zodiac Killer. We at the UnTeam think this is based and redpilled.

Ted Cruz failed his mission to become President of the United States, so he was reassigned to Twitter. This was where Ted Cruz killed Baby Yoda.

Trivia[]

Ted Cruz used to be in a metal band called Stryper.
Ted Cruz likes lewd videos. On Twitter.