A cup of British-style tea.
Tea (sometimes called root-water by UnAmericans) is a weird, plant-based drink that British people are addicted to. Sometimes it comes in little bags that you have to boil, and other times it comes in just the leaves. Tea, like its first cousin, Coffee, is often drunk with lotsa spaghetti sugar, because it is often too bitter for anyone to drink, as it can make you DIE if its brewed with the wrong leaves.
Types of Tea[]
Bri'ish Tea[]
The tea you boil GNEggs in.
When you think of tea, you probably think of this. It's sometimes called British-Style Tea or just Tea, but only stupid people call it that, since there are multiple kinds of tea. British people are addicted to it, and this is why the UnAmericans dumped it all out into the ocean. Not to turn the Atlantic into tea, but to make the British people mad.
Sweet Tea[]
"yeah baby!" -juno
This is a classic in the southern UnUS. There are many kinds of sweet tea, but the best kind ever made is Milo's (pictured here). It can be made at home, but it can also be bought by the gallon like Milk. Some have likened Milo's to the drink version of Awesome Sauce, if that says anything. Sweet tea is also popular in MS Paint Land, where it is called "epic tea" and traditionally drunk out of red cups.
Boba[]
Boba Tea. Dangerous; hasn't been disarmed yet.
Boba (originally Palpuh) is when you put the little balls of coffee grounds in the tea (and also do milk). Senator Freak With The Hood invented boba tea to poison star warrior Boba Fett by tricking them into thinking it's coffee, but then he started poisoning other guys with it. You have to be at least 18 to drink boba, because the little bubbles can be a choking hazard. It is served to every guest who falls into the Sugary Spire's boiling pit of misery.
T-rivia[]
- The Mad Hatter (famous inventor of the UnBirthday) is addicted to tea.
- Janemba hates tea we don't know why he just hates tea