"Big tall f*cks, patrolling Russia from 2011 to today, best avoided."
—- Captain 0 on the subject of tallboy's
"Tallboys! Run!"
—- A criminal gang seeing a tallboy patrol
"Tallboy: A taller, stronger police officer with a bow! What's not to love?"
—- Captain 1 on the Tallboys
Woah. That is one tall boy.
—Ayame Midoh on the Tallboys
Tallboys are a special type of law in-forcement created by a unknown inventor in Soviet Russia. They wield bows to shoot at their prey. They are heavily drugged on PO COOTAH dust to keep them from feeling sympathy, though they don't have sympathy in the first place.
They patrol Soviet Russia, Teletubby Land, and the Teletubby Land Acid Lake from the safety of their stilts and have been seen patrolling Captain 37's Hotel.
They are infamous for bullying various smaller creatures and are mainly prayed upon by Number Captains. They also hate Crimes but they're police, so we should expect that.
It is very hard to escape an enraged tallboy due to their height. Tallboys are also seen working with Captain 15 and The A.Z.C.F.
The first recorded sighting of a tallboy was as the A.Z.C.F chased a criminal known as [REDACTED]. A tallboy shot the criminal down and left along with the police department, on the day 12/10/2011.
Their leader is the Tallerboy also known as the Wa-Tallboy.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get deleted.
This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get deleted.
Do not try to eat them, all tallchildren are made from steel. Your teeth will shatter upon biting.
Do not try to eat them, all tallchildren are made from steel. Your teeth will shatter upon biting.
Their footsteps are METAL (literally!) (not figuratively!)