This is what they look like.
The Talking Teletubbies toys are made by the Teletubbies to brainwash babies, toddlers, infants and mainly children. They are not licensed by Bye Bye Children, or even CEE BEE BEES. Instead they are licensed by ceebeebeecee for some odd reason.
Features[]
The toy is just a Teletubby. A boring Teletubby. But if you do stupid stuff with it, it's awesome! (But some of them can kill you.)
Po[]
Po kinda works like Po. If you chew her (and if you are at the bathroom) she'll throw you at the toilet. Same thing happens when you try to microwave her. She's made out of PVC (and a really hard plastic kind.)
Tinky Winky[]
HE SAYS TUBBY BYE BYE ALL THE TIME! Also if you punch him he'll murder you with his lightsaber. Unlike the other Teletubbies, he's a working knife, but the knife is only inside of him.
Dipsy[]
He's edible, but tastes like crap. If you eat him, well then he'll eat you back. He's a cannibal figure.
His teeth is also made out of really sharp glass.
Laa-Laa[]
Unlike the 3 Teletubbies above, she's EVILER. He likes to dance with you, but if you make her mad (and that's very easy to do), she'll reveal her twisted secret that makes several idiots cry and scream "MOMMY! DADDY! HELP!" .
- She could kill you.
- She's a cannibal.
- She likes hooking people on a noose.
- CBBC staff were killed when they used this figure.
- She has a real snake inside of her.
- She likes to eat human flesh.
- She ate the whole McDonald's staff and their entire food supply.
- She also ate the PETA staff once.
- She's like Kirby, but not in a good way.
- She's a master in jumpscares. And bites. (Her teeth are very sharp, even sharper than Dipsy's)
- She has a knife acessory which IS A REAL KNIFE. And no, it isn't inside Laa-Laa unlike Tinky Winky.
- Po loves this figure even though he was eaten by Laa-Laa.
- She only says swear words (the really offensive kinds)
- Much like Pou, she acts like Pac-Man, and just like Kirby, not in a good way.
- She's a working lighter that auto-activates every 2 seconds.
- The flame is really, REALLY hot, and can turn your hand into toast.
It's the most dangerous toy on the whole world, same thing with that Fire Fairy thing that nobody remembers. (Despite it being actually a Shame.)
Noo-Noo[]
This is a pretty accurate plastic replica of Noo-Noo, but he can work as an actual vaccuum, but not just any vaccuum, A DANGEROUS VACCUUM! He is able to rip a lot of your hair off or even your finger if you're not careful. (There's a 99% chance you aren't however)
Doddy[]
He can function as.a Candee dispenser, but all the Candee gets coated in cyanide. For some odd reason, the cyanide never runs out.
Mumu[]
He does nothing except saying sending you death threats. Many of the things he says are, but not limited to, "Burn yourself in a oven!" and "Put a knife on your parent's body!". One of the less dangerous toys in the line.
The Legendary White Teletubby[]
A special white edition of Laa-Laa. Unlike Laa-Laa, she does nothing. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING! It's just a boring piece of garbage that serves for absolutely nothing other than being a paperweight. IT CAN'T EVEN TALK!!!!
Shames[]
Despite being banned in most countries in the UnUniverse (except for the Nuclear Islands), it spawned a bunch of shames, and even an entire shame series.
- Call of Tubby (Nintendo Shamecube)
- Call of Tubby II: Laa-Laa's Revenge (Nintendo DS)
- Call of Tubby III: Toys in Motion (Wii)
- Call of Tubby IV: It's D'Oh Time! (NintenD'oh Zii EWW)
- Call of Tubby V: Saint Texas (Atari 1)
Trivia[]
- These toys are rated A - For kids and everyone despite the toys being able to kill a literal army veteran.
- Parents got mad because Tinky Winky's toy equivalent sounds like he says "I got a gun". Children enjoyed it for the same reason. There was no recalls because the CBeebies didn't want to.
- The Legendary White Teletubby is the least dangerous toy in the line.
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