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Ben?

Talking Ben

Yes?

Talking Ben

No.

Talking Ben

Talking Ben

Na-na-na-na-na.

Talking Ben

Eurgh.

Talking Ben

Talking Ben

This is what he looks like.

Talking Ben (full name Confabulational Benjamin), is a dog who is the owner of an app that was once popular but has diminished in popularity in modern times, though he enjoys spying on whoever chooses to enter his eponymous app; he's also good mates with Talking Tom, whom he is working with to collect information and data about as many people as they can. He possesses the ability to read minds.

Appearance[]

Talking Ben holds the appearance of a tan-brown dog, with brown eyes. Although that's just a disguise, and very likely not even the case in reality. We're not really sure on what he really looks like, but we think it's a human underneath.

Personality/Biography[]

Talking Ben on the surface, appears as somebody who is quite grumpy, and appears to not want to be friends with anybody at all. But don't let his purported personality fool you. As we've stated earlier, he is in reality a spy, who is working with Talking Tom to collect info about anybody who plays their seemingly innocuous shames so they can eventually install viruses on their devices, those not even Proto could save you from, track people down, and eventually lacerate them. And that's surprising, considering how Ben can only say around six things. Ben is also shown to be a retired chemistry professor, who invests in creating potions in order to shove down the throats of his victims, thus making them fall unconscious. One point during these experiments, Ben accidentally discovered how to invent lean.

Trivia[]

  • It can be implied that Ben may once tried to pursue some Dig-Its upon them scrutinizing Ben's app, which ended unsuccessful. This may be how he earned one of his catchphrases, that is "oh-ho-ho".
  • Talking Ben possesses the ability to turn into the Venom, which he inadvertently discovered upon using one of his potions.
  • He hasn't drowned… yet…
  • Ben is wanted in the USA for espionage, multiple murders, treason, and adultery.
  • Ben is suspected of selling information to buyers such as companies, governments, gangs, terrorist groups. and the Illuminati.
  • Ben
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