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Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

Tai Lung

Not to be confused with Di Lung.

Tai Lung is a leopard who is strong yet doesn't know what he is doing. He was also responsible to star in the film Kung Fu Panda and its sequel fourquel Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 4.

Early life[]

Tai Lung was raised by Master Shifu since he was a wee baby. Shifu then taught him something called "Kung Fu" and eventually got so strong, he could even balance Fatman with just one finger!

As an adult[]

Tai Lung then got thrown in the German Prison for several years, because he liked to attack villages (we don't even know why). Then he escaped successfully and moved to Teletubby Land. He befriended Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and even Eho, but enrivaled Po for some reason. Po then drove Tai Lung and Eho out of Teletubby Land, then they founded an organization known as the Seven Neutrally Cosecants.

Death[]

Tai Lung died when he got hit by a cannonball fired by Lord Shen, just because for living in a parallel universe and the latter found out that the organization Tai Lung founded is indeed too similar to his organization.

Resurrection[]

Tai Lung was resurrected by The Chameleon to just be one of her experiments, but Po (the teletubby, not the panda) came and finished them both for revenge. Tai Lung was then sent to the edge of the fourth ring of Hell, where he got caged to this day.

Trivia[]

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