T himself. Wait, have I seen him somewhere before?
T is a member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. He is a computer specialist, and built a Turkish Keyboard to kill coffee. Nobody knows why he hates coffee. For that matter, nobody knows how you're supposed to kill it. Except Chuck Norris, because he knows everything.
Career[]
T began his job at ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ when he saw one of their "help wanted" signs. The sign said the organization was looking for a computer specialist. Since T is smart and therefore knew about computers, they hired him. He promptly designed a new computer that made "help wanted" signs in large numbers. However, they had no printer, so T built one of those too. More have joined ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now because of T.