Gender: Female
Hair color: Ruby, Red (as the Time Bomb)
Eye color: Red (as the Time Bomb)

White (normal)

Species: Zbornak
Home: Flarpin Galaxy
Death: Immortal
AKA: Saliva
Likes: Fighting Teletubbies
Dislikes: Wild
Occupation: Space traveler, Wander's steed
Known For: Fighting
UnRank: 2000

Sylvia is a tomboyish horse that travels along with her butt-buddy Wander.


After her planet was destroyed by Thanos, she migrated to another planet which was soon destroyed again by Thanos. She did the same thing over and over until she evolved to run fast. Her only friend and butt-buddy is Wander, a hairy spoon with ADHD. After teaming up with a retarded orange alien, she promised to defeat Thanos and return him to the Phantom Zone.


Super Speed

She can run faster than the light, she can run faster than Flash. She is the ticking time bomb.

Diner Blaster Zorb (ZB0-K)

Sylvia wields what is possibly the most destructive of all Dinner Blasters: the Diner Blaster Zorb. It has two firing modes. In the first, it will charge a blast of extremely concentrated energy with two titanium spheres. This will inevitably scorch the lining of the Diner Blaster Zorb, preventing it from being fired again, but is capable of obliterating entire stars. It’s though that it could even kill a low-end Undefeatable like Bruticus Maximus in this single, monumetally powerful, reality-tearing shot.

Luckily theres a setting where it has unlimited shots and can turn anything into toast. It can only be wielded by a Zbornak.

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