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Swiper is a delinquent fox that used to always steal from the stupid Dora the Explorer cuz she never watches her stuff. But now he’s a master thief and master criminal that has better things to do.
His life[]
Ever since Dora was 3 years old he has been stalking her. He has a strange obsession with stealing, stalking Dora, and being the world's best thief. He was influenced by criminals on TV, so much that he wanted to be like them, so he did.
When he was a teenager, he decided that he would stop stalking Dora and instead would move on to killing n00bs and committing other crimes, so that he could be less of a n00b himself. It worked, and his UnRank jumped up to 1000. Man! Shotguns really do increase your UnRank! So then he moved on to stealing from people with power, like Chuck Norris. That didn’t end well. He was then roundhouse kicked to the 4th Dimension, and miraculously survived. He only survived the dimension-crossing because he’s an alcoholic tho. He found a loop-time hole and followed it down, and it lead to McDonalds. He then shot everyone there with his Magnum, and fled the crime scene. Wow. At least he learned his lesson to not steal from Chuck Norris. Anyways his UnRank jumped from 1000 to 5000! During all that time, he gather up all the money he stole, and bought a car, a mansion, and so many guns and bullets. He then retired from being a criminal, and lived happily ever after.
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Trivia[]
- When he stole Dora's hair, she never got it back since he sold it to a shady dealer that enjoys having a little girl's hair.
- He got his blue gloves and mask from Sonic as a Christmas gift.
- He went to Japan once to steal a toilet because they have the sinks on top of toilets in Japan.
- Swiper has Rizz.
- His favorite drink is chocolate milk.