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+ | The Swine flu is an evil disease that was created by evil Mexican pigs who plan to use it to take over the world with the assistance of an evil organization known as PETA (People Eating Tasty Animal-haters). Because of how evil it is, the [[Teletubbies]] and BAFTA (Best Abominations For Toddler Assassinating) joined the Swine flu army. Good guys, however like [[Mario]], [[Leonidas]], [[Homer Simpson]], [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], [[Patrick Star]], and others formed an alliance to kill the Swine flu army. |
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| + | *Stomach Ache |
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| + | *Head Ache |
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| + | *Muscle Ache |
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| + | *Body Ache |
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| + | *Cough |
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| + | *Urges to roll around in mud |
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| + | *Turning into a pig |
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| + | *Death (of course) |
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Revision as of 19:01, 19 October 2012
You spoke of it... SWINE FLU! OH NOEZ!
A minion of the evil Swine flu army of hell.
The Swine flu is an evil disease that was created by evil Mexican pigs who plan to use it to take over the world with the assistance of an evil organization known as PETA (People Eating Tasty Animal-haters). Because of how evil it is, the Teletubbies and BAFTA (Best Abominations For Toddler Assassinating) joined the Swine flu army. Good guys, however like Mario, Leonidas, Homer Simpson, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and others formed an alliance to kill the Swine flu army.
Symptoms
- Stomach Ache
- Head Ache
- Muscle Ache
- Body Ache
- Cough
- Urges to roll around in mud
- Turning into a pig
- Death (of course)