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NO!! I'm not paying for s***!! Swindle refusing to pay his money.

Swindle is one of the five components of Bruticus Maximus, he forms the right leg (As Brawl forms the left leg). He's BFF's with Vortex, who is lewd as hell.

He turns into a jeep, but it's that obvious when looking at his parts. He's got two guns, one is a rocket in his vehicle, and one giant gun that was the gun in his vehicle mode, which the rocket attaches to.

Swindle's dream is to be not just the robot with the most wealth, but the individual being with the most wealth. He's kinda like Mr. Krabs, except a lot MOAR hostile.

He and the rest of the components of Bruticus formerly worked for both Bowser and Megatron, but the five betrayed them after they got influenced by Bashar Al-Assad.

Some people call him a stick figure, but that's kinda true given he's a machine.

Since he's one of the five components of Bruticus, and he lives in South Brazil, it also means that he is one of the five RULERS of that country, meaning it is a pentarchy (Meaning consisting of five rulers).

He coins his worst nightmare is Heavy Weapons Guy (Him and his game of TF2), since he has made more money than Swindle, which p*ssed him off. Though surprisingly, Heavy Weapons Guy wasn't greedy at all while yet, Swindle is!

Eventually, he and the rest of his gestalt buddies were forced to team up with the other bad guys and all the heroes in order to defeat the ultimate and immensely powerful threat of This is Bob.

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