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{{Quote|NO!! I'm not paying for s***!!|Swindle refusing to pay his money.}}{{Character Infobox|name = Swindle|image = Swindle.jpg|imagesize = 340x480|caption = Swindle, the Sellout right leg of [[Bruticus Maximus]].|gender = Male|hair = NA|eyes = Purple|species = Robot|home = [[South Brazil]], was born on Cybertron.|AKA = The Sellout (According to [[Onslaught]], his boss)|dream = Having the biggest business in..... well anywhere really. Being greedy with his money. Being "rich".|fear = Losing money. Being "poor".|education = NA|occupation = Sellout|known = Being a very greedy businessman|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes}}Swindle is one of the five components of [[Bruticus Maximus]], he forms the right leg (As [[Brawl]] forms the left leg). He's BFF's with [[Vortex]], who is lewd as hell.
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{{Quote|NO!! I'm not paying for s***!!|Swindle refusing to pay his money.}}{{Character Infobox|name = Swindle|image = Swindle.jpg|imagesize = 340x480|caption = Swindle, the Sellout right leg of [[Bruticus Maximus]].|gender = Male|hair = Money-coloured|eyes = Purple|species = Robot|home = [[South Brazil]], was born on Cybertron.|AKA = Money|dream = Money|fear = Not money|education = NA|occupation = Sellout|known = Being part of a viral [[Stingy|Mine Song]] parody|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes}}Swindle is one of the five components of [[Bruticus Maximus]], he forms the right leg (As [[Brawl]] forms the left leg). He's BFF's with [[Vortex]], who is lewd as hell.
   
 
He turns into a jeep, but it's that obvious when looking at his parts. He's got two guns, one is a rocket in his vehicle, and one giant gun that was the gun in his vehicle mode, which the rocket attaches to.
 
He turns into a jeep, but it's that obvious when looking at his parts. He's got two guns, one is a rocket in his vehicle, and one giant gun that was the gun in his vehicle mode, which the rocket attaches to.
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Swindle's dream is to be not just the robot with the most wealth, but the individual being with the most wealth. He's kinda like [[Mr. Krabs]], except a lot MOAR hostile.
 
Swindle's dream is to be not just the robot with the most wealth, but the individual being with the most wealth. He's kinda like [[Mr. Krabs]], except a lot MOAR hostile.
   
 
Some people call him a stick figure, but they don't tend to last very long.
He and the rest of the components of Bruticus formerly worked for both [[Bowser]] and [[Megatron]], but the five betrayed them after they got influenced by [[Bashar Al-Assad]].
 
   
 
Swindle met Mr. Krabs at one point. Suddenly, he decided to attack him. He kicked him all the way to [[Soviet Russia]].
Some people call him a stick figure, but that's kinda true given he's a machine.
 
   
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He also spammed pictures of Autobots with no money on [[4chan]].
Since he's one of the five components of [[Bruticus Maximus|Bruticus]], and he lives in [[South Brazil]], it also means that he is one of the five RULERS of that country, meaning it is a pentarchy (Meaning consisting of five rulers).
 
   
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<span>After getting blown up by [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], he later got revived by </span>[[Thanos]]<span> via the time stone. Swindle is also the eighty-third member of the </span>[[Infinity Army]]<span> chronologically.</span>{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}
He coins his worst nightmare is [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (Him and his game of TF2), since he has made more money than Swindle, which p*ssed him off. Though surprisingly, [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] wasn't greedy at all while yet, Swindle is!
 
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Swindle met Mr. Krabs at one point, and then suddenly, he decided to attack him like hell. Both are greedy peeps, but this proves Swindle's worse.
 
 
Swindle was on a mission with [[Vortex]], and they decided to invade the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] on their own. [[Onslaught]] assigned them to do so.
 
 
Just to show off how "wealthy" Swindle is, he went on [[4chan]] and did all of that s**t. He also spammed pictures of Autobots being "poor" on there.
 
 
[[Onslaught]] assigned Swindle alone to rob [[Mr. Krabs|Mr. Krab's]] money by destroying the [[Krusty Krab]] and its safe and captured [[Mr. Krabs]]. [[Plankton]] got happy, but [[Swindle]] didn't care and threatened to shoot him.
 
 
Eventually, he and [[Brawl|the rest]] [[Vortex|of his]] [[Blast Off|gestalt]] [[Onslaught|buddies]] were forced to team up with the other bad guys and all the heroes in order to defeat the ultimate and immensely powerful threat of [[This is Bob]].
 
 
During the war, he and the other four took over West, East, and North Brazil, and named it "Bruzil", named after their combined form.
 
 
Swindle and the others then abandoned their "nation" of "Bruzil" and betrayed [[Bashar Al-Assad]], and then [[Diesel 10]] easily took it back due to that Swindle and his pals wanted new allies, so then he joined the [[Teletubby Army]], and gained new friends like [[Alt 2.0]], [[Salamence]], [[Flower]], [[Painis Cupcake]], and even [[Dipsy]].
 
 
Swindle says he's a "satanist", but [[Googolplex]] rejected him from [[Satanist Empire|his empire]] because he hates him.{{Dudes and Teletubbies}}[[Category:Sellouts]]
 
 
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[[Category:Greedy guys]]
 
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[[Category:Satanists]]
 
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Revision as of 12:12, 30 March 2020

NO!! I'm not paying for s***!! Swindle refusing to pay his money.

Swindle is one of the five components of Bruticus Maximus, he forms the right leg (As Brawl forms the left leg). He's BFF's with Vortex, who is lewd as hell.

He turns into a jeep, but it's that obvious when looking at his parts. He's got two guns, one is a rocket in his vehicle, and one giant gun that was the gun in his vehicle mode, which the rocket attaches to.

Swindle's dream is to be not just the robot with the most wealth, but the individual being with the most wealth. He's kinda like Mr. Krabs, except a lot MOAR hostile.

Some people call him a stick figure, but they don't tend to last very long.

Swindle met Mr. Krabs at one point. Suddenly, he decided to attack him. He kicked him all the way to Soviet Russia.

He also spammed pictures of Autobots with no money on 4chan.

After getting blown up by SpongeBob SquarePants, he later got revived by Thanos via the time stone. Swindle is also the eighty-third member of the Infinity Army chronologically.

「/」Tele Teletubbies Tele「/」
「/」Teletubby Family 「/」
「/」Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Tiddlytubbies 「/」
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - RuRu - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
「/」The Lost Teletubbies 「/」
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas
「/」Teletubby Ancestors 「/」
「/」Modified Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Ybbutelets 「/」
「/」Teleteegees 「/」
「/」Wa-Teletubbies 「/」
「/」The Good Teletubbies 「/」
「/」Telotubs 「/」
「/」WoTelotubs 「/」
「/」Boohbah 「/」
「/」Bubuhz 「/」
「/」Former Boohbah 「/」
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah

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