Swagger's are a species of heavily eyeball centric creatures. For a head, they have a enormous eye which almost always wins them staring contests. They have a skeletal torso with strong bone like arms that can easily break bone, whilst the rest of their body is like a centipede.
Often concealing themselves amongst society using clothes, Swagger's are famous for their species wide tobacco addiction (a side effect of a hive mind mentality is one members addiction becomes a lot more of a issue) but they have evolved a immunity to the toxins due to this. Many members of your local elite tobacco club may be Swagger's in disguise.
They are said to be birthed by the Swagger Queen, also known as "Her Lady Cataract", as she is the only one of her species to have lived long enough to develop one (which is quite significant for a species who's main focus is their oversized eye). Their is rumors that the elder Swaggers who nearly achieve such a condition are executed by her command, but this is just a rumor, unsubstantiated we promise.
Swagger's function as a semi-hivemind, where whilst they can be independant beings, certain things are shared between many of them at the same time. It is said that a Swagger who disconnects from the hivemind DIE.
Despite being a generally neutral species, there has been rumors of darker activities being commited by them. Some even swore to see them signing contacts with Teletubbies and the like. All making these rumors mysteriously went missing shortly after, so there's probably no valid basis to it.
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