Suzy Sheep

OH SNAP SHE HAS A KNIFE

DAMN YOU, CANDY CAT!!!!!

—Suzy, yelling at Candy Cat for not killing Big Bird.

BAAAAAA!

—Suzy's war cry

Sussy Baka "Suzy" Sheep is Peppa's best friend and partner in crime. She has killed befriended >1000,000,000 kids. Her UnRank is currently at -3,000

Backstory

Mr. and Ms. Sheep were living alone. And they were sad because Ms. Sheep was infertile. Than, Captain 0 said he would give them a baby. So, to make a long story short, he followed through. And then Suzy was born. And they called her a fat worthless chubby glop of wool Sussy Baka, or Suzy, for short.

Then, when she was around 7, she befriended Peppa and began committing crimes together. Then, she ran away from her parents and lives on her own. Which her parents are fine with, as they never liked her to begin with.

Crimes

Skip over this section if you don't like violence or intense acts.

Let's seeee.......What naughty things has Suzy done?

• Murder
• Fillicide
• Kidnapping
• Coercion
• Manipulation
• Copyright infringement
• Torture
• Running away
• Hit-and-run
• Underage drinking and smoking
• Cyberbullying
• Arson, and
• forcing someone to assist in crimes.

Appearance

Suzy may look like an innocent sheep, but behind that innocent look is a total badass a rebel sheep who adores crimes. Oh, and she also helped 7 eat 9. 7 late said 9 tasted delicious. She later dyed her wool the Swatizka, to imply she is anti-Semistic.

Trivia

• She hates Big Bird.
• She is an assasin that Peppa hired to kill the Glitter Force.
• She is Peppish.
• She sarcastically thanks Captain 0 for existing her.
• She will kill you.
• She was born in 1923 out of an UnStar and an UnNeuron, which makes people immortal. Then the Boohbah said she would just ever grow up to 7.

How to not get killed

1. Befriend her
2. Assist in crimes
3. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT OBJECT

Miscellaneous Information

• Racist? Yeah!
• Misogynistic? Yeah, baby! Ironic 'cause she's a gal.
• Ableist? What do you think?!
• Homphobic? Obviously!!!!
• Do the Teletubbies hate her? No! In fact, they worship the ground she walks on!
• Should I stop asking because 1) this is not a Q&A and 2) she's gonna kill me? Yes, definitely

Powers

Well of course! After all, Suzy is the true leader of the UnUniverse, she says Alpha Sheep! So, c'mon! An overview of her powers, If you dare....

• Sussy mega baaa
• Gunnery: She wields only the mightiest guns.
• Shapeshifting: She can turn into a sexy whore of a woman anything she wants, even a shark! She wont, unless you anger her....
• Ability to make anyone randomly die: BE CAREFUL., DON'T ANGER HER......
• Telekinesis: in case y'all been living in a hole, basically, telekinesis is the ability to move stuff with your mind. A handy ability for the alpha sheep...
• Telepathy: Basically talk to another person via your mind. A handy ability for planning a next crime, ha ha ha.....
• Ability to summon any demon
• Immortality: Her physical age doesn't go past 7!
• Technology manipulation: Handy for manipulating security camera footage. And finally....
• Inhuman strengh: She can lift up to 100,000,000 kilograms! And that's just for training!!!!