I'm not sus!
—Susie
Susie is a female robot. Actually, is Susie a robot? Or is she a cyborg? What we can infer is that she is a president's daughter, like Ashley Graham. She is not the president's daughter though, as she isn't UnAmerican, but the parallels don't end at just being daughters of a president...
History[]
Susie was born in the United States of UnAmerica. Susie's father is President Haltmann, but her mother is unknown. One day, Susie and her father decided to invade Planet Popstar. BIG MISTAKE!!! Kirby kills Susie's father. Kirby then beats up Susie for invading his planet. However, Kirby refuses to kill Susie, since he felt... different. As if he was in love. Kirby apologizes to Susie. Susie then tells Kirby that she will kill him for killing her father. Susie then retreats.
Susie later returns to Planet Popstar, turns Meta Knight into a robot, turns everybody else into a robot, kills King Dedede, and becomes the queen of Dream Land. EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE!!! Kirby turns Meta Knight and everybody else back to normal, pissing off Susie, who then tries to kill Kirby by stealing the Death Egg Robot. Kirby destroys the Death Egg Robot. Susie then surrenders, and starts crying, since father is dead. However, Kirby reveals that he brought President Haltmann back to life using [UNANYTHING WIKI LOGIC]. Kirby tells Susie that he forgives. Kirby also tells Susie that he secretly loves her. Kirby and Susie became boyfriend and girlfriend ever since.
King Dedede later came back to life and wanted revenge on Susie. Dr. Eggman also wanted revenge of Susie, since she stole his Death Egg Robot! However, Kirby kills King Dedede and Dr. Eggman, because he's a good boyfriend. Don't worry, Kirby's not a simp! Susie hates simps!
Trivia[]
- Susie was born with purple hair. However, Susie dyed her hair pink due to her love for Kirby.