Statèon Juan Van Suppèrè, best known by his stage name Super Stition, is a worldwide figure based on stupid luck. He is best known for creating the national laws of Texas which include four leaf clovers, Friday the 13th, lucky horseshoes, and more. He is currently 59 years of age, and he lives in the UnUniverse.
Early Life[]
Statèon Jaun Van Suppèrè was born on April 13, 1962, which was a Friday, to his parents Stewart Pidite Van Suppèrè & Duma Ness Hirr Van Suppèrè. He is the eldest child of his family, and he has three brothers and one sister. His brother, Dumen Luck, was born on May 18, 1965. The middle child, his brother Glas Miroèr, was born on February 6, 1967. His sister, Goldè Shuhorse, was born on December 19, 1975. Lastly, his youngest brother, Umbrael Insèd, was born on June 5, 1989.
Marriage & Children[]
After taking on the name Super Stition, he was married to his girlfriend of 7 months, Clova Fourleaf, on February 14, 1987. The couple was worldwide dubbed "Clover". On July 31, 1989, their triplets (all female) were born. Their names are Pottie Gauld, Finga Craws, & Wisheanne Boena.
Trivia & Favourites[]
- Superman is his second cousin.
- His favorite color is green.
- He likes good luck for himself & bad luck for others.
- His favorite food is pizza.
- He weighs nearly 400 pounds.