Painting of Super Smash Bros. Narrator
The Super Smash Bros. Narrator (AKA That Cool Guy) is an invisible guy who says random stuff in the Super Smash Bros. Series and all related shames. He works for Nintendo. Example: "3... 2... 1... Go!", "Failure!", "Game.", and if you're from Japan, "Game Set."
Only Giygas and Shigeru Miyamoto know what he looks like, but they've sworn not to tell. Microsoft Sam know him too. Joker is also brothers with him. What we do know is that he is a man from the sound of his voice, although it could be a voice changer and we never knew!
WHAT Is He?[]
It is believed he is some sort of alien that came to Mushroom Kingdom for the sole purpose of narrating shames. Others say he is just Master Hand with a voice-changer. Yet others think he is actually Mario using his super-voice.
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