Changes: Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System

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the Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System(In Japan this shaming system is called the Stupid Farticom) was a terrible idea spawned by the microscopic brain of the head of NintenD'oh: Homer Simpson. (Actually, it was made by his toaster in the middle of the night.) You see, Homer had this idea that since he was rated the worst shame maker of all time, he should keep making shames. That way, people would like him. He made the SNES to fulfill his dreams (doughnuts, pigs and beer).

Homer, thinking he's a genius (He's not. I mean it.) came up with a "great" idea. He took a NintenD'oh Entertainment System, shoved doughnuts and bacon into the circuits, poured Chemical X and beer all over it and he named it the SUPER NintenD'oh Entertainment System. Bart Simpson said this was crap and nacho cheese on a stick connected to a Juice Box, so Homer strangled him during the commercial. This act of violence caused everyone to go out and buy it for some reason.

Everyone played it for about five minutes before remembering the NintenD'oh Entertainment System's terrible gameplay, and then looked up to realize the SNES had exploded. This is because doughnuts and circuits don't mix. Everyone demanded refunds so Homer screamed "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" The angry mob proceeded to chase him and he crushed them with a giant pig.

Due to the "success" of this system, Homer made the NintenD'oh 66.

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-The '''Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System'''(In [[Japan]]''' '''this shaming system is called '''Stupid Farting Computer''') was a terrible idea spawned by the microscopic brain of the head of [[NintenD'oh]]: [[Homer Simpson]]. You see, Homer had this idea that since he was rated the worst shame maker of all time, he should keep making shames. That way, people would like him. He made the SNES to fulfill his dreams (doughnuts and beer).
+the '''Super NintenD'oh Entertainment System'''(In [[Japan]]''' '''this shaming system is called the '''Stupid Farticom''') was a terrible idea spawned by the microscopic brain of the head of [[NintenD'oh]]: [[Homer Simpson]]. (Actually, it was made by his toaster in the middle of the night.) You see, Homer had this idea that since he was rated the worst shame maker of all time, he should keep making shames. That way, people would like him. He made the SNES to fulfill his dreams (doughnuts, pigs and beer).
-Homer, thinking he's a genius (He's not. I mean it.) came up with a "great" idea. He took a [[NintenD'oh Entertainment System]], shoved a doughnut into the circuits, and he named it the SUPER NintenD'oh Entertainment System. [[Bart Simpson]] said this was crap on a stick, so Homer strangled him during the commercial. This act of violence caused everyone to go out and buy it.
+Homer, thinking he's a genius (He's not. I mean it.) came up with a "great" idea. He took a [[NintenD'oh Entertainment System]], shoved doughnuts and bacon into the circuits, poured [[Chemical X]] and beer all over it and he named it the SUPER NintenD'oh Entertainment System. [[Bart Simpson]] said this was crap and nacho cheese on a stick connected to a Juice Box, so Homer strangled him during the commercial. This act of violence caused everyone to go out and buy it for some reason.
-Everyone played it for about five minutes before remembering the NintenD'oh Entertainment System's terrible gameplay, and then looked up to realize the SNES had exploded. This is because doughnuts and circuits don't mix. Everyone demanded refunds so Homer screamed "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" The angry mob proceeded to catch him alive, and he gave [[UnDollars|$]]1 and a free doughnut to everyone.
+Everyone played it for about five minutes before remembering the NintenD'oh Entertainment System's terrible gameplay, and then looked up to realize the SNES had exploded. This is because doughnuts and circuits don't mix. Everyone demanded refunds so Homer screamed "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" The angry mob proceeded to chase him and he crushed them with a giant pig.
 Due to the "success" of this system, Homer made the [[NintenD'oh 66]].