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Mario

I think the pure stupid is giving me a rash.

The Super Mario Super Show is the biggest load of crap we've ever seen since God personally used the Earth as his toilet, and you'd be surprised how much crap an all-powerful deity can leave. The Super Mario Super Show somehow still airs, even though it was the worst idea that Anybody has ever had. All of the original creators have since been stupid. It is considred the worst tv show ever, but The Adventures of The Stupid One is stooopid too.

Episodes

Season 1

0. pilot episode

  1. Attack of the Neat Freaks: Mario and Luigi are infected by a virus that makes them neat freaks.
  2. Mario and the Beanstalk: Mario hits his head really hard, so he thinks he is climbing a beanstalk to meet a giant. Featuring Jeff, the First Polar Bear, B (Beta) & WHOA!.
  3. Dracula's Revenge: Luigi accidentally stepped on Dracula's foot, so Dracula tries to kill them. Featuring Count Blackula.
  4. Creeper Attack: A Creeper tries to kill Peach. Featuring Steve.
  5. Lotsa Spaghetti: Mario first gets addicted to Spaghetti. This episode kicks off the pasta jokes that last for the rest of the show. Featuring Michael Jackson.
  6. Attack of the 50 Foot Meatball: As a consequence of the last episode, Mario decides to make a huge meatball. It then destroys everything, ending civilization as we know it. Featuring Superman and Batman.
  7. All Toad's Base Are Belong To Us: Toad accidentally awakens Catz, who then eats people's souls because he is possessed by The Devil. Featuring George W. Bush and Sarah Palin.
  8. Hillbilly Revenge: Two hillbillies pretend they know Mario and Luigi so they can get free food. SPOILER: Peach kills them. Featuring Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
  9. King Koopa wants Tacos: King Koopa decides he wants tacos. He steals them from Toad. Featuring Shao Kahn and Hollywood.
  10. Qwertyuiooasdfghjjjhgfudfgjdzxcvbnm: A result of the maker of this episode falling asleep on the keyboard. All of the plot and dialogue are composed of Babbleish & Gibberish. Featuring Boxman and Bill O'Reilly
  11. Magical Rainbow Ponies Eat Toad: A bunch of magical rainbow ponies come from Hell to eat Toad. Mario saves him, albeit reluctantly. Featuring Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.
  12. Mario Drinks One Too Many Beers: After getting drunk, Mario and Peach get into a fist fight. Peach wins and Mario is given a life sentence in prison. He is later released on the claim of mustache power. Featuring Homer Simpson and Bob Ross.
  13. Luigi Needs Medical Attention: After forgetting his parachute when going skydiving, Toad must figure out how to drive a car to the hospital despite the fact the he's too short, doesn't have functioning hands, and his head is so big that it is constantly pressing the horn. Featuring Billy Mays and Heron.
  14. Nemo Wants Blood: While swimming in the ocean, Luigi scrapes his leg against a sharp meatball-shaped rock. Smelling blood, Nemo decides humans are food, not friends. Featuring Dr. Rabbit and Squilliam Fancyson.
  15. A Super Mario Super Duper Christmas Special: Despite being Jewish, Mario and Luigi decide to throw a Christmas party with everyone in the world. The only problem is that Toad spiked the punch and now Dark Ducky is outside, going on a murderous rampage. Featuring Santa Claus and Rick Astley.
  16. Mario Liekz Dem Mudkipz: Mario is hypnotized a an old wizard, bumped against a wall, spat on by Gabe T., and now he liekz dem mudkipz & currently chasing HuskyMudkipz. Featuring Gandalf the White, Team Crafted and Willy Wonka.
  17. Avengers Assemble: Mario and Luigi want to form a super alliance, so they call Iron Man, Captain America and Hulk to see if they want to join. This results in a huge battle in New York City due to copyright infringement. Featuring Thor and Spider-Man.
  18. Mario Takes Drugs: In an episode to teach children to avoid drugs, they show Mario having the time of his life while on drugs. The scene where it ruined his life was cut due to time constraints. All viewers promptly went to go try drugs. Featuring Snoop Lion and Dr. Batman.
  19. Mario and Luigi Play Golf: The whole episode is about Mario and Luigi playing golf. Featuring Bill Clinton and Dr. Who.
  20. Who Shot Mr. Mario? Part 1: Mario has been found dead. Now they must figure out who shot him. Featuring Stupid Snake, Bill Gates and Maggie Simpson.

Season 2

  1. Who Shot Mr. Mario? Part 2: After ruling out everyone else, Luigi is declared guilty of killing Mario and Luigi is shot by Paramount. Mario then gets up telling them it was a joke. He said that his corpse was a stuffed dummy dressed as him & the blood from his corpse was just ketchup. He laughs when he sees Luigi died because of his prank. Featuring 3, Mister Kooperton and Twinkie the Kid.
  2. Luigi's Revenge: Luigi, having previously been shot due to a practical joke by Mario, returns from the dead and haunts people. Featuring Dark Sonic, Indiana Jones and Dark Ducky.
  3. Mario vs. The Koopa King: Mario is tricked into a wrestling match against the Koopa King. Since Mario is actually Captain Lou Albano, he beats the crap out of the Koopa King. Featuring Creepy Mask Man, Dora the Explorer and M. Bison.
  4. Mario Pokes Cheese: Mario finds a block of cheese. He then pokes it for three hours! Featuring Maka, Red Joe and Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
  5. Luigi Gets Potty Trained: After all these years, they finally decide to potty train Luigi. Mayhem ensues. Featuring Cyrax, D and one of the Wise Ones.
  6. Toad's Diner: Mario tells everyone about his new idea: "Toad's Diner". They think he means the diner that belongs to Toad, but he actually means "Toad is Dinner". Unfortunately, the police stop Mario before he can finally kill Toad. Featuring Sonic, Super Sonic, and Hyper Sonic.
  7. Pineapple of Doom: Mario tries to kill Luigi by knocking him out and throwing him in the ocean. This is where Luigi finds a magical pineapple at the bottom of the sea. Believing it to be the home of one of The Four Sponges of the Apocalypse, Luigi warns everybody about their impending doom. Featuring Δ, Mr. Brown and Troll.
  8. Peach's Birthday: It's Peach's birthday, but Shout! Kids forgets. He is locked in the dungeon for 38927494719 years. He breaks out and gets Peach a birthday card from Wal-Mart. Featuring Dipsy, Po, Zing Zing Zingbah and the Tubby Monster.
  9. Pasta Power: Mario and Friends learn about the legendary Spaghetti Sword. They begin a seven year quest to find it, only to realize they forgot to lock the door. They return and then decide they are too lazy to find the sword. Featuring Mr. Cold, WaPoDipLaWinky, Ronald McGiygas and Rigby.
  10. Logo-MiniToonies: The entire episode is a few 7 minute and 3 second long scenes with a blank screen with the logos doing stupid stuff in them. Featuring Nobody, Super Smash Bros. Narrator, Invisible Cat, Nyan Cat, Gravity Cat and High-five Ghost.
  11. Mario Meets SpongeBob Meets Y-Guy Meets Bagel Meets TJ Meets Geo Guy: Some idiot came up with the idea of a "Mario"-"SpongeBob"-"Y-Guy"-"Bagel"-"Tj's World"-"Geo's World" crossover. Chaos ensues. Featuring SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Y-Guy, Mango, Bagel, Tj Drum, Geo Guy, Green Bob, Nelson Mandela, Bill Hicks, and Bruticus Maximus.
  12. HAAAAAAX: Dr. Hax throws computers and stuff at Toad. Featuring Dr. Hax, Dr. House, Doctor Square, Doctor Who, Dr. Eggman, and Dr. Eggman Nega.
  13. M0T#3®FU(K!AN: Mario and Luigi invent a new swear word. Peach then files a lawsuit against Toad for breathing too loud. Meanwhile, King Koopa can't find a bathroom. Featuring Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and King Koopa.
  14. Mario is Stupid: Part 1: Everyone suddenly realizes Mario is stupid. They banish him to Sparta, but he comes back and eats Toad. Meanwhile, Luigi tries to open a pickle jar & Ducky & Dark Ducky die & the BFDI Announcer cries. Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ernie, Brian Griffin, Jesus Christ, and Gary the Snail.
  15. Mario is Stupid: Part 2: After Mario eats Toad, Peach chases Mario with a frying pan for 92 years. Meanwhile, Luigi is still trying to open a pickle jar & Gabe flies. Featuring Bruce Lee, Drew the Fox, Barney, Barack Obama, and Q.
  16. Mario is Stupid: Part 3: 92 years after we left off, Peach has finished chasing Mario with a frying pan. He then coughs up Toad. Meanwhile, Luigi is still trying to open a pickle jar & GuudeBoulderfist & PauseUnpause become freinds. Featuring Theodore Pickleson, Andrew Jackson, Freak with the Hood's Unidentified Apprentice, Red Falcon, and Adolf Hitler

Season 3

  1. Brentalfloss: Brentalfloss comes and starts singing stuff and stuff. Featuring: Dexter Grif and C4
  2. Mario Universe: Mario tries to be a gem, but fails. This is the shortest episode ever with a amazing 13 seconds timeline. Featuring: Nobody.
  3. Sun Disaster: Luigi gets mad when he loses a game of chess with Angry Sun. Luigi then says mean thing's to him. He gets mad and burns The Mushroom Kingdom. The gang tries to save the world & the Angry Sun blows up. The person that survived the explosion freezes to death for the rest of the episode. Featuring: Cat Lady, Big Bird, and K.
  4. Reconstruction: A bullcrap episode where Mario, Luigi and the rest of the gang clean up Angry Sun's mess from the past episode. Nothing really happens in it, except for Gabe building a recovery center for no reason. He just wants to bring the Scratch Cat back. Known for longest episode, nearly 8 hours long! Featuring: Anti-Fatman and Grover.
  5. The Affair: Mario and Peach have a affair. Sadly, Toad ruins everything and Peach leaves. Featuring: Jinx and WaBenson.
  6. SuperMarioMan!: Mario wears a Superman costume and tries to save the day, but he fails every time. Featuring: Darwin Watterson and Superman.
  7. Benson?: Part 1: Benson comes to the Mushroom Kingdom so Mario and Luigi must defeat him. However, he has fused with Peach so they can't kill Peach which means they can't kill Benson. Featuring: Angry German Kid and Ronnie McDoggle
  8. Benson?: Part 2: Mario and Luigi somehow kill Benson without killing Peach! Featuring The Scratch Cat, Nyan Cat, Gravity Cat & Invisible Cat.
  9. 8: 8 eats Toad and Mario so Luigi must rescue them, but sadly, they all die. Then they come back to life in the next episode. Featuring: A, 3, and Toadsworth.
  10. Luigi and the Killer Whale: While in bed, a killer whale attacks Luigi. However, it was all a dream. But Luigi stays demented this entire episode. A real killer whale soon appears so they have a fight, and the whale loses. Featuring: Mr. Cold, Captain 1, Peter Ugg, and Mr. Barnacle.
  11. Adventure Time with Toad and Batman: Toad goes on an adventure to the German Prison with Batman, but the adventure is cut short when they go to jail. Batman escapes and eats Toad's brain out. At least, he ate the tofu that was supposed to be a brain. Featuring: Batman, Hitler's clone, and Bubble Buddy.
  12. Luigi 2.0: A robotic clone of Luigi appears to take Luigi's place. They don't like it, so they kill it. Featuring: Pinkie Pie, Mama Luigi, Richard Watterson, Captain Falcon, and Smart Snake.
  13. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 1: Brentalfloss appears & sings a lot of songs from his Youtube channel, just like from Episode 0.
  14. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 2: Brentalfloss has a talk with Mario & a robot Waluigi take the real Waluigi's place. He doesn't like & kills it & says that he's the ghost of Waluigi for the rest of the series. Featuring Fatman, Bubble Buddy & Giygas.
  15. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 3: Brentalfloss drags the Nintendo logo up a donut, causing it to lead to the Big Bang 2.0 & blows everything but people up.
  16. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 3 1/2: Just the gang & Brentalfloss fixing everything the Big Bang 2.0 destroyed & cleaning up the mess the BB2 left behind from the last episode. Nothing acually happens in this one. This one is 9 hours long, because they had to fix everything.
  17. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 4: Brentalfloss sings more songs & makes a cheese, blueberry & pie-flavored pie.
  18. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 5: Mario & Brentalfloss play Mega Man VI while Gabe subscribes brentalfloss 22 times.
  19. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 6: brentalfloss poops on King Koopa's lawn, flies a Nickelodeon blimp & a Goodyear blimp & eats Toad's afro.
  20. Brentalfloss Returns! Part 7: Brentalfloss parties with the gang & leaves after Gabe mixes a donut & a pizza with him. Gabe then cleans up everything & eats the "donizza" & pie.

Season 4

  1. Meet the Toads: Toad's family has a visit to Mario's house. Sadly, everybody kills them. Known for being the most violent episode. Featuring: Toads.
  2.  Wario Time!: Wario takes over the show and Mario and Luigi gotta save it back. They do this by having a epic fight to the death. Meanwhile, Peach watches a basketball game. Featuring: Wario, Waluigi, Humbah, and Pac-Man.
  3. Guitar Hero: Mario and Luigi play Guitar Hero for 30 minutes. Meanwhile, Toad yell's at them. To solve this problem, they come up with the ingenious idea of killing him.
  4. Peach Returns!: Peach returns after the affair, and gets back together with Mario. Meanwhile, she hits Toad in the face and Luigi eats him. Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Dark, and Gumball Watterson
  5. weegee time and kills everyone!: weegee takes over the show and mario and luigi gota save it back. and fakegees kill!
  6. peach goes to jail. peach calld 911 and she goes to jail. futreing squeegee weegee malleo waweegee walleo squidward patrick planktion spongebob
  7. sqeegee
  8. gees part 1
  9. gees part 2
  10. aweeho
  11. band
  12. fakegee time
  13. rickygee
  14. moar time
  15. road at war
  16. land of joy
  17. attack of the 50 foot weegee
  18. pop and die
  19. shimeegee
  20. skygee
  21. guy
  22. summer
  23. bomb
  24. tornado
  25. water flood
  26. beegee 111
  27. nine
  28. boob
  29. bite
  30. pite
  31. vite
  32. sica
  33. sqeegee vs mario
  34. evil weegee
  35. rallio meets mario
  36. eddgee
  37. fire flower
  38. FFR
  39. big battle
  40. teagee
  41. peagee
  42. ren meets mario
  43. blue meets mario
  44. steve meets mario
  45. beegee and weegee
  46. jay jay
  47. boobs
  48. squideegee
  49. fruit exspoding
  50. broken recerd
  51. mickymouseland
  52. meegeetime
  53. patrick dies
  54. baby weegee
  55. big boobs
  56. cool
  57. rollercoster
  58. implode
  59. hish the holliday
  60. happy days
  61. weegee world
  62. da boom
  63. weegee city
  64. telletubbies
  65. bee gees
  66. attack of the geebots
  67. attack of plantkon's robots
  68. evil part 1
  69. evil part 2
  70. evil part 3
  71. evil part 4
  72. evil part 5
  73. evil part 6
  74. evil part 7
  75. evil part 8
  76. evil part 9
  77. happy tree freinds
  78. goes to fruitland
  79. meets poop man
  80. meets wubbzy
  81. goes to mcdonalds
  82. goes to walmart
  83. luigi goes to jail
  84. pop a zit
  85. wars
  86. squidward land fad stare
  87. weegee land esplode
  88. ELMO LAND
  89. PACH COMES BACK!
  90. WARIO SHOWTIME
  91. CREEPERS
  92. TNT
  93. BOOM
  94. WEEGEE TAKES OVER
  95. EVIL; WEEGEE
  96. EPIC BLAM!!!!!!
  97. AWSOME FACE
  98. BACK TO THE PILOT
  99. HAPPY DAYS
  100. mario goes to jail

Trivia

  • Even though this show invented world hunger, at least we got a cool dance out of it.
  • Mario is played by none other than Captain Lou Albano, famous wrestler and girly girl.
  • This show started the spinoff Super Zelda Super Show, a show that is arguably just as bad.
  • The makers of this show are so afraid of Bowser that they had to hire Fake Bowser to replace him. Then they call him King Koopa because "Fake Bowser" doesn't have the same ring to it.
  • This show sucks.
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