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The Super Mario Super Show is the biggest load of crap we've ever seen since God personally used the Earth as his toilet, and you'd be surprised how much crap an all-powerful deity can leave. It airs on Crap Network, obviously. The Super Mario Super Show somehow still airs, even though it was the worst idea that Anybody has ever had. All of the original creators have since been stupid. It is considered one of the worst TV shows ever, along with The Adventures of The Stupid One.
Attack of the Neat Freaks: Mario and Luigi are infected by a virus that makes them neat freaks.
Koopula's Revenge: Luigi accidentally stepped on Dracula's foot, so Dracula tries to kill them. Featuring Count Koopula.
Creeper Attack: A Creeper tries to kill Peach. Featuring Steve, this episode looks like a bunch of sentient blocks from a DOS decided to hang out at the club.
Lotsa Spaghetti: Mario first gets addicted to Spaghetti. This episode kicks off the pasta jokes that last for the rest of the show. Featuring Michael Jackson.
Attack of the 50 Foot Meatball: As a consequence of the last episode, Mario decides to make a huge meatball. It then destroys everything, ending civilization as we know it. Featuring Superman and Batman.
Hillbilly Revenge: Two hillbillies pretend they know Mario and Luigi so they can get free food. SPOILER: Peach kills them. Featuring Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, everyone has der jobs turken. DURKADURRR!
King Koopa wants Tacos: King Koopa decides he wants tacos. He steals them from Toad. Featuring Shao Kahn and Hollywood Cassie Cage, King Koopa organizes a Mortal Kombat tournament where the winner gets (fake) Tacos while he gets the real ones.
Qwertyuiooasdfghjjjhgfudfgjdzxcvbnm: A result of the maker of this episode falling asleep on the keyboard. All of the plot and dialogue are composed of Babbleish & Gibberish. Featuring Boxman and Bill O'Reilly
Magical Rainbow Ponies Eat Toad: A bunch of magical rainbow ponies come from Hell to eat Toad. Mario saves him, albeit reluctantly. Featuring Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. This episode is more like anime, featuring gijinka of Toad, the Mane Characters of MLPFIM, Discord, etc. The gijinka is called Equestria Girls, but little girls don't care about anime.
Mario Drinks One Too Many Beers: After getting drunk, Mario and Peach get into a fist fight. Peach wins and Mario is given a life sentence in prison. He is later released on the claim of mustache power. Featuring Homer Simpson and Bob Ross, Peach overtosses the President of the Fight Club and becomes the Final Boss. Ned Flanders is the club president's best friend, and said president is Bob Ross.
Luigi Needs Medical Attention: After forgetting his parachute when going skydiving, Toad must figure out how to drive a car to the hospital despite the fact the he's too short, doesn't have functioning hands, and his head is so big that it is constantly pressing the horn. Featuring Billy Mays and Heron.
Nemo Wants Blood: While swimming in the ocean, Luigi scrapes his leg against a sharp meatball-shaped rock. Smelling blood, Nemo decides humans are food, not friends. Featuring Dr. Rabbit and Squilliam Fancyson, Bruce and his sharks have to kill Nemo by engaging in nautically nonsensical warfare.
A Super Mario Super Duper Christmas Special: Despite being Jewish, Mario and Luigi decide to throw a Christmas party with everyone in the world. The only problem is that Toad spiked the punch and now Dark Ducky is outside, going on a murderous rampage. Featuring Santa Claus and Rick Astley.
Mario Liekz Dem Mudkipz: Mario is hypnotized a an old wizard, bumped against a wall, spat on by Gabe T. (Who Is In No Way Related To Gabe) and now he liekz dem mudkipz & currently chasing HuskyMudkipz. Featuring Gandalf the White, Team Crafted and Willy Wonka.
Avengers Assemble: Mario and Luigi want to form a super alliance, so they call Iron Man, Captain America and Hulk to see if they want to join. This results in a huge battle in New York City due to copyright infringement. Featuring Thor and Spider-Man, Kooptron tries to destroy the world and make a new age for machines and the Koopa Pack.
Mario Takes Drugs: In an episode to teach children to avoid drugs, they show Mario having the time of his life while on drugs. The scene where it ruined his life was cut due to time constraints. All viewers promptly went to go try drugs. Featuring Snoop Lion and Dr. Batman.
Mario and Luigi Play Golf: The whole episode is about Mario and Luigi playing golf. Featuring Bill Clinton and Dr. Who.
Who Shot Mr. Mario? Part 2: After ruling out everyone else, Luigi is declared guilty of killing Mario and Luigi is executed by Paramount. Mario then gets up telling them it was a joke. He said that his corpse was a stuffed dummy dressed as him & the blood from his corpse was just ketchup. He laughs when he sees Luigi died because of his prank. Featuring 3, Mister Kooperton and Twinkie the Kid.
Luigi's Revenge: Luigi, having previously been shot due to a practical joke by Mario, returns from the dead and haunts people. SPOILER: Splaat!! eats him. Featuring Dark Sonic, Indiana Jones and Dark Ducky.
BBB: Birthday Boy Blam from ONAF visits the Mushroom Kingdom. Chaos and mayhem ensues. Featuring Godzilla, Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Robin, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Scruff McGruff, Jackie Chan, Indiana Jones, a Care Bear, Chuck Norris, Bruce Wayne, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan and Mr. Rogers.
Mario vs. The Koopa King: Mario is tricked into a wrestling match against the Koopa King. Since Mario is actually Captain Lou Albano, he beats the crap out of the Koopa King, and does The Mario on his corpse. Featuring Creepy Mask Man, Dora the Explorer and M. Bison.
Luigi Gets Potty Trained: After all these years, they finally decide to potty train Luigi. Mayhem ensues. Featuring Cyrax, D and one of the Wise Ones.
Toad's Diner: Mario tells everyone about his new idea: "Toad's Diner". They think he means the diner that belongs to Toad, but he actually means "Toad isDINNER" which he told to Splaat!. Unfortunately, the police stop Mario before he can finally kill Toad. Featuring Sonic, Super Sonic, and Hyper Sonic as the transformations of Sanic.
Pineapple of Doom: Mario tries to kill Luigi by knocking him out and throwing him in the ocean. This is where Luigi finds a magical pineapple at the bottom of the sea. Believing it to be the home of one of The Four Sponges of the Apocalypse, Luigi warns everybody about their impending doom. Featuring Δ, Mr. Brown and Troll. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody does!
Peach's Birthday: It's Peach's birthday, but Shout! Kids forgets. He is locked in the dungeon for 38927494719 years. He breaks out and gets Peach a birthday card from Wal-Mart. Featuring Dipsy, Po, Zing Zing Zingbah and the Tubby Monster.
Pasta Power: Mario, Luigi, Splaat!! and Friends learn about the legendary ultra-powerful Spaghetti Sword. They begin a seven year quest to find it, only to realize they forgot to lock the door. They return and then decide they are too lazy to find the sword. Splaat! later dies of old age. Featuring Mr. Cold, WaPoDipLaWinky, Ronald McGiygas and Rigby.
M0T#3®FU(K!AN: Mario, Splaat!! and Luigi invent a new swear word. Peach then files a lawsuit against Toad for breathing too loud. Meanwhile, King Koopa can't find a bathroom. Featuring Mario, Splaat!!, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and King Koopa, Mario also becomes the M0T#3RFU(K!AN to stop Koop Ass and Hit Princess from encouraging a rise in superheroes.
Mario is Stupid: Part 2: After Mario eats Toad, Peach chases Mario with a frying pan for 92 years. Meanwhile, Luigi is still trying to open a pickle jar. Featuring Bruce Lee, Drew the Fox, Barney, Barack Obama, and Q.
Reconstruction: A bullcrap episode where Mario, Luigi and the rest of the gang clean up Angry Sun's mess from the past episode. Nothing really happens in it, except for Gabe Newell building a recovery center for no reason. He just wants to bring the Scratch Cat back. Known for longest episode, nearly 8 hours long! Featuring: Anti-Fatman and Grover.
SuperMarioMan!: Mario wears a Superman costume and tries to save the day, but he fails every time. Featuring: Darwin Watterson and Superman, Mario is secretly in a Christopher Nolan movie that thinks just because a show is dark, edgy, and complex, it is cool. Its not Batman vs. Superman. It's Shroomception. I'm lookin at you, Sega Genesis Eggmangelion!
Benson?: Part 1: Benson comes to the Mushroom Kingdom, so Mario, Splaat!! and Luigi must defeat him. However, he has fused with Peach so they can't kill Peach which means they can't kill Benson. Featuring: Angry German Kid and Ronnie McDoggle
8: 8 eats Toad and Mario so Luigi must rescue them, but sadly, they all die..but somehow Splaat!! survives. Then Splaat!! builds recovery center machines to make everyone come back to life in the next episode. Featuring: A, 3, and Toadsworth.
Luigi and the Killer Whale: While in bed, a killer whale attacks Luigi. However, it was all a dream. But Luigi stays demented this entire episode. A real killer whale soon appears so they have a fight, and the whale loses. Featuring: Mr. Cold, Captain 1, Peter Ugg, and Mr. Barnacle, the Whale has escaped from SeaWorld and claims that he needs $50 from Luigi.
Plaidventure Time with Toad & Batman: Toad goes on an adventure to the German Prison with Batman, but the adventure is cut short when they go to jail. Batman escapes and eats Toad's brain out. At least, he ate the tofu that was supposed to be a brain. Featuring: Batman, Hitler's clone, and Bubble Buddy, Toad and Batman are revealed to be in a permanent coma because no one recognized them, or wanted to be friends with them.
Meet the Toads: Toad's family has a visit to Mario's house. Sadly, everybody kills them. Why? Because everyone hates Toad. Known for being the most violent episode. Featuring: Toads.
Wario Time!: Wario takes over the show and Mario and Luigi gotta save it back. They do this by having a epic fight to the death. Meanwhile, Peach watches a basketball game and Splaat! waits for the new PlayGaiteon 4. Featuring: Wario, Waluigi, Humbah, and Pac-Man, Wario needs his bowels cleaned real good.
Guitar Hero: Mario and Luigi play Guitar Hero for 30 minutes. Meanwhile, Toad yells at them. To solve this problem, they come up with the ingenious idea of killing him.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Underground American Wasteland Project 8 Shred Session: Splaat!! plays the newest Tony Hawk game by Neversoft & Robomodo. But then Toad annoys him, so he zaps the game and the Neversoft Eyeball beats Toad up.
WaWaWaWaWa: All of the Wa-Guys attack the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario fires his LAZOR and defeats them... for now. And then he changes back into Captain Lou Albano. Featuring WaBenson, WaWario, WaWaWaluigi, and Bob Ross, WAAAAAAAAT TIME IS IT? WALUIGI TIME!
Super Mario Happy Family Happy Hour: Mario & Luigi have Pizza for dinner after Luigi shot Princess Peach, but the pizza becomes aggressive and kills Mario & Luigi. Featuring Jimmy Nutrin.