The cover art.
Super Mario JoJo is a Mario/JoJo's Bizarre Adventure shame created by the Blocky Bunch, who released it on the Xbox ONE, Xbox Series X and S, Play Station 4, and Play Station 5.
This shame is about Mario and Luigi going on a bizarre adventure to stop the evil Dio Brando from becoming the president of the United States of UnAmerica.
Shameplay[]
This is a 3D shame, and the playable characters are Mario and Luigi, who have their own stands. Mario's stand is [DO THE MARIO], which shoots cannonballs, while Luigi's stand is [THUNDERSTRUCK], which summons lighting from the sky.
Plot[]
Level 1[]
Mario and Luigi were taking a nice walk, until Peter Griffin slapped them in the face and said “What's up bitches, I will become the new president!”.
Mario: “Fuck-a you Peter Griffin! YOU MUST DIE!!!”
After Mario defeats Peter and his stand [SURFIN' BIRD] in a boss battle, Peter says “Grr… you beat me! But if I can’t defeat you, then Dio will!”.
Luigi: "Nani? Who is Dio?"
Peter then dies before he continue talking.
Mario: "Ah shit, we beat him up too badly!"
Level 2[]
Mario and Luigi go on the internet, and they learn that Dio is currently at Raccoon City. However, Mario and Luigi get attacked by Heavy Weapons Guy and his stand, [MORE GUN]. Mario and Luigi then defeat Heavy Weapons Guy in a boss battle.
Level 3[]
Mario and Luigi try to go to Raccoon City, but they end up in Quahog, Rhode Island instead.
Peter: "Hahaha! I faked my death! And now, I will have my revenge!"
Mario: "Mama mia, your going down, YOU FAT FUCK!!!"
Luigi: "But you are also a little bit fat, Mario."
Mario: "Shut up Luigi! I'm not as FAT as Peter!"
Mario defeats Peter in another boss battle, this time killing Peter for real. Mario and Luigi then steal Peter's car, and they start heading towards Raccoon City.
Level 4[]
Mario and Luigi go to Raccoon City and find Thomas the Tank Engine, who is pulling A LOT of cargo. Mario and Luigi find this to be pretty sus, so they hop on the moving train, only to be attacked by Steve and his stand, [TYLER THE CREATOR]. Mario and Luigi defeats Steve in a boss battle and knock him off of Thomas.
Level 5[]
Suddenly, Steve flies back up.
Steve: "You fucking idiots! My stand gives me creative mode!"
Suddenly, some guy called Troll uses his stand [I AM GLAD 'CAUSE I'M FINALLY RETURNING BACK HOME] to disable Steve's stand. Steve then falls onto the railroad, and then he gets run over by Thomas.
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! YOU TOOK AWAY STEVE'S STAND!!!"
Troll: "I didn't take away Steve's stand. I hacked Steve's stand by removing his ability to fly. In other words..."
Troll: "I trolled Steve!"
Mario and Luigi then fight Troll in a boss battle and defeat him. However, the Mario brothers notice that the railroad is leading to the edge of a cliff...
Level 6[]
Mario and Luigi wake in Area 51. Mario and Luigi then fight the UnPolice in order to escape. When Mario and Luigi leave Area 51, they meet Jason Voorhees.
Jason: "Hey, I was gonna beat up the UnPolice!"
Mario: "Fuck-a you! They trapped us, so we had to escape somehow!"
Mario and Luigi then fight and defeat Jason and his stand [THRILLER] in a boss battle. Jason then does one last ditch effort to defeat the Mario brothers by using his stand to turn Luigi stupid. But Luigi is already stupid, so Jason's final attack doesn't work. Luigi then shoots Jason in the head and dabs.
Level 7[]
Mario and Luigi finally meet Dio.
Dio: "Hahaha! I will become the president!"
Luigi: "No you won't!"
Dio then uses his stand [THE WORLD] to kill Luigi, who is no longer playable, since he died.
Mario: "LUIGI!!! NO!!!"
Dio: "Hahaha! Mario, you fool! You can't defeat me! After I kill you and become president, I will enslave humanity, make all men immortal, and KILL. ALL. WOMEN!!!"
Mario: "You monster, I love women! That's it, Dio! YOU MUST DIE!!!"
Mario then fights and defeats Dio. However, Dio refuses to die, and keeps punching Mario.
Dio: "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!"
Mario: "POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!!"
Mario's final POW!!! launched a cannonball at Dio so hard, that Dio got launched into the sunlight, causing him to burn and DIE.
Level 8[]
Mario then leaves Raccoon City after it gets blown up for the 69th time. However, Mario gets attacked by Serial Designation V and her stand, [DISASSEMBLY REQUIRED]. Mario then fights and defeat V, the final boss.
V: "Pathetic, is that all you got?! I'm stronger than Chuck Norris, you bitch!".
Chuck Norris: "What was that about me?".
V tells Chuck Norris that she can easily destroy him, but Chuck Norris destroys her in 000000.1 seconds, because he’s Chuck Norris. Mario thanks Chuck Norris for saving him. After that, Mario finds a letter in his mailbox, which is an invitation to the P.I.N.G.A.S., a space station. The shame then ends.
Reception[]
Biased Ratings gave this shame a 6/10, saying "This shame is good, but there are not enough JoJo references". Funny Valentine hated this shame, saying "Why the fuck is DIO of all people trying to be the president?! I'm the REAL president! Dojyaaa~~~n!".
Despite Super Mario JoJo having blood and swearing just like Super Mario 131, the ESRB still gave this shame a E rating.
