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Super Mario 130 Small Fix

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Super Mario 130 is a Mario Shame that was created by the Blue Teletubby Workers, who released it on the Xbox ONE and Play Station 4 on March 13th, 2021. After Waluigi wears a copy of Princess Peach's outfit because he couldn't find his clothes, Bowser kidnaps Waluigi, so Mario, Wario, OJ, and My Melody must save Waluigi now.

This shame has multiple sequels, such as Super Mario 131.

Shameplay[]

The shameplay is a 3D third-person shooter similar to Grand Theft Sesame Street. In order to clear a level, all enemies must DIE, and you must fight the boss as well. You can attack by punching or kicking, but there are also items in this shame, such as guns. There are also food items which can heal you, such as Toast.

Plot[]

Intro Cutscene[]

While Waluigi is sleeping, Kuromi breaks inside his house, steals his clothes, and makes him wear a copy of Princess Peach's outfit. Kuromi then tells Bowser that Princess Peach is inside Wario's House. When Waluigi wakes up, he gets kidnapped by Bowser, and Wario is unable to save him in time, so he convinces Mario, OJ, and My Melody to help him. Luigi asks if he can join, but Mario tells him to fuck off because he's a loser who DIED in the previous shame.

Level 1: Hyrule[]

The four guys go to Hyrule, but Mario questions Wario about his choices.

Mario: "Uh... Wario? Aren't we-a supposed to-a save Waluigi. Why the-a FUCK are we-a in Hyrule?"

Wario: "Errr... shut up, fatty!"

OJ: "Look who's talking! Your fatter than Fatman!"

Wario: "I'm not fat! I'm fartitudinous!"

Morshu Middle Finger

Morshu shows Mario and friends both of his middle fingers.

The four guys meet Morshu and try buying stuff from him. Morshu pulls out some bombs, blows up the four guys, and flips them off. Suddenly, Mario and friends are attacked by Skellies. My Melody kills the Skellies with her chainsaw, and the group fights Morshu, the boss of this level.

Morshu: "That's it! I will make sure that you're a little... MMMM... dead!"

Morshu attacks by using rope, lamp oil, and throwing bombs. Also, if you lose all of your lives during this boss battle, Morshu forces you to read the entire bible. Anyways, Morshu gets defeated when Wario uses his butt to bounce the bombs back at Morshu.

Mario: "Morshu, why the-a fuck are you-a working with-a Bowser?!"

Morshu: "Bowser promised me power and riches beyond my wildest dreams, and I-."

Wario says "BORING!!!" and farts on Morshu's balls, killing him.

OJ: "That was disgusting, Wario! Farting on a man's balls is NOT COOL."

Level 2: Ohio[]

The group then go to Ohio, which is a weird and dangerous place, being filled with cursed memes everywhere.

Mario: "Mama mia! This place is fucked up!"

Pepe the Frog: "Welcome to Ohio, Mario. You and your friends are not welcome here."

Mario punches Pepe, causing him to stumble back a few steps. The other memes start to move in, but you and your friends stand your ground, ready to fight. Wario pulls out a can of garlic spray and sprays it in the direction of the memes, causing them to recoil in disgust. Suddenly, the overrated piece of shit known as Skibidi Toilet appears.

Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! ARE YOU-A FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?! SKIBIDI TOILET IS-A UNFUNNY!!!"

Mario kills Skibidi Toilet while Wario, OJ, and My Melody kill some trolls. Trollge, the boss of this level, as well as the leader of the trolls, starts attacking the group, so Mario quickly comes up with a plan, instructing Wario to distract Trollge while OJ and My Melody attack from behind. Mario then uses his AK-47 to kill Trollge, causing the other living memes to retreat like n00bs.

Level 3: Japan[]

Mario and his friends arrive in Japan. As they walked through the city, they noticed a group of Goombas causing chaos in the streets. Without hesitation, the group jumped on the Goombas, but this caught the attention of Weeaboos, who were dressed in anime costumes and wielding katanas as they approached the group, ready to attack. Wario charged forward, using his immense strength to take down multiple Weeaboos at once.

Mario: "Hmm... who could the boss is this level be?"

Suddenly, the boss of the level, Kuromi, who is inside the Death Egg Robot, appears. My Melody was determined to take down Kuromi, so she summoned her magical staff and began chanting a spell. Suddenly, a wave of energy shot towards the robot, causing it to stumble and crash into the ground. Mario jumps on the Death Egg Robot and rips the hatch off and grabs Kuromi by the throat.

Mario: "Listen Kuromi! Where is-a Dr. Eggman?! What did you-a do to my-a father?!"

Kuromi: "Your father? I stole his Death Egg Robot and took care of him myself."

Mario: "You'll pay for what you've done!"

Kuromi: "I even put Waluigi in Princess Peach's clothes so Bowser could kidnap him!"

Mario kills Kuromi, who falls to the ground, lifeless. Mario then leaves his friends so he can find Dr. Eggman.

Level 4: Nether[]

Mario enters the Nether, since he believes Dr. Eggman is there. Mario fights his way into a Nether Fortress, and soon, he meets the boss, who is Steve wearing full Netherite armor. Mario gears up in his diamond armor and beats up Steve until he reveals that Kuromi never killed Dr. Eggman. In fact, Dr. Eggman is trapped inside Raccoon City, which will ASPLODE in a few hours. Mario and Steve then RUN LIKE PEPPINO and head towards Raccoon City.

Level 5: Cool City[]

Wario, OJ, and My Melody fight many uncool n00bs sent by Bowser, who are trying to turn Cool City into an uncool city. Wario and friends climb to the top of a building, beat up Donkey Kong by kicking him in the DONG, and fight Bow in a boss battle.

Bow: "Hey guys, your like, being very uncool right now!"

OJ: "Bullshit! It's you who is trying to make this city uncool!"

Wario: "Yeah! You stink!"

Bow: "You guys are, like, so mean! That's it, I will, like, kill you with my chairs!"

In the second half of the boss battle, Bow summons her brother Dough, but Wario was hungry, so he kills Dough by eating him.

Bow: "Oh my god, that was like, so rude!"

Wario, OJ, and My Melody kill Bow and head towards Teletubby Land.

Level 6: Raccoon City[]

Mario No

Mario says "No" to Luigi.

Mario and Steve fight a bunch of enemies, save Dr. Eggman, and they are about to leave, only for the boss, Herobrine, to appear. Even after the boss battle, Herobrine refuses to DIE, so Steve gives time for Mario and Dr. Eggman to escape while he fights Herobrine. Both Steve, Herobrine, and Raccoon City itself get nuked by Bowser in a FAILED attempt to kill Mario. After that, Mario brings Dr. Eggman to his house.

Luigi: "Hi Mario!"

Mario: "Here's our father."

Dr. Eggman: "Haha! I'm back!"

Luigi: "That's cool! Now can I help you?"

Mario: "No."

Level 7: Teletubby Land[]

Mario reunites with Wario, OJ, and My Melody in Teletubby Land, and they keep hearing the annoying sounds of giggling Teletubbies.

OJ: "Be careful. Teletubbies are evil, sadistic motherfuckers who kill people."

My Melody: "Oh, come on OJ, not all Teletubbies are like that."

One Teletubby appears and gives Wario a sussy gift. Mario says "fuck it" and punches that Teletubby while My Melody facepalms. The Teletubbies get angry and start using guns, swords, and rocket launchers. As the Teletubbies pull out their weapons, Mario and friends beat them up and break inside the Home Dome, which is being guarded by Dipsy and Tinky Winky.

Wario: "Dipsy? More like DIPSHIT!"

Wario kills Dipsy and Tinky Winky, but Mario hears a faint noise coming from a nearby room. Mario cautiously makes his way towards it. Suddenly, Laa-Laa jumps out from behind a corner, giggling, and waving her arms in the air. Mario kills Laa-Laa before she has a chance to attack. The group then fight Po in a boss battle and kill her. After that, Mario steals Po's iPhone 666 so he and his friends can find Bowser's Castle.

Level 8: Bowser's Castle[]

Mario and friends break into Bowser's Castle and fight Bowser, the final boss, in a gunfight to the death. Bowser DIES, but he always has a second phase, so he turns into his giant form, but Mario shoots Bowser with even MOAR bullets, so Bowser gets killed for real this time. After that, Waluigi is finally free.

Waluigi: "Finally! I don't have to wear this princess outfit anymore!"

Waluigi takes all of his clothes off, turning naked in the process.

Mario: "Well, this is-a NOT what I-a wanted to-a see..."

My Melody: "Yeah, I think I'm traumatized now..."

After that horrifying scene, the shame ends.